This asshat had to save the day right in the middle of Physics!?! We hope the professor fires his ass!

In this video, that guy from 24 teaches us about Token Power!

What’s with Tom Cruise naming his Scientology baby Suri? How about Gwyneth Paltrow’s baby, Moses? Why do celebrities insist on naming their babies such stupid names?

We always get April showers and death metal albums mixed up. Maybe that’s because we believe in the devil?

Ghetto Stiletto is a girl’s guide to nearly everything – fashion, beauty, health, and lifestyle. In this episode, LG’s very own Elmo shows you how to take a good MySpace photo!

What if a frozen Jack Dawson came back from the dead and had to live life in the Future!?! Crazy!

Here's a pitch by pitch reenactment of the 1986 World Series in RBI Baseball.

In this edition, we celebrate baseball in all of its almost steroid-free glory.

Another video about people who believe in little, green men.

In this episode, Philip Norris applauds Craigslist sex and hopes that other websites will help people get their freak on.

Star Jones almost died this week from getting a boob job. In this episode, Philip Norris ponders a world without this very fat lady who annoys the crap out of all of us.

In honor of STD Awareness month, we bring you this barf-tastic game of This or That!

This kid's head will self-descruct in...

Watch Nixon and Monkey party till they puke at probably one of the coolest music festivals in the whole world, South by Southwest (SXSW). Drunktastic!

Necrophilia is one of the sexiest fetishes we participate in. What do you think?

In case you’re wondering, Baby Eaters are those that are a little bit crazy, little bit zombie. They are not that sexy.

The Angry Leprechaun sings us a quaint little ditty from his homeland. Make sure your mom doesn’t hear this one.

This week Philip Norris and LiquidGeneration announce that they are calling a truce with Hollywood. Who do we want to make nice with? Who do we want to continue to bash? Tune in!

This week Philip Norris unloads on the real reason LiquidGeneration is moving to Los Angeles: to bask in the God-like radiance that is Gary Booth’s Toothy Smile.

Choose your Oscar picks and post them in your MySpace profile, Livejournal or blog. It's so cool you'll wet your pants.