Hallelujah, he's still alive.

Consider this "Round 11" of Whoose Sideboob?, although here you've got to guess why she's still famous.

One year later and Sanjaya is still capturing the hearts and minds of 13 year old, Jewish girls from Long Island.

At least Sarah Silverman is boning someone in Danny Ocean's crew.

He's entered the most awesome part of the Presidency, you're still the most powerful man in the world but no one cares what you do. Lame duck party time!

Y'all was yelling at her for always having her mammary glands poking through shirts so she put on a bra. What more do you want?

Because playing Guitar Hero was still a little too close to making actual music.

What if Toy Story was rated PG-13? Well it would still be awesome just different.

An Iron Man made of Legos, OK… so it's not that cool. We are just glad Ben Affleck is playing him in the movie.

Huge dicks and wheelbarrows. If you're still looking at this and you're a guy, your gay. Seriously.

This week Britney Spears is knocked up, Tom Cruise is a Mommy, and Carson Daly is still a douche bag.

Still looking for the section of the rulebook that says a college football player may not give an opponent "the business". If you find it let us know.

When are these fat asses going to get it through their fat heads? Lose the weight or you'll never be pretty enough!

How many of you that voted for him, still think you made the best choice? Wait… are those robot legs!!? AWESOME!

Sure vomit makes anyone hideous and undesirable, but at the end of the day… at least she isn't that fat chick.

Unilever, Dove's parent company, also produces Slim-Fast and Ben & Jerry's. Which is it, fat is beautiful or ugly?

Dora explores the rampant valleys of puberty, giving comic nerds everywhere another reason to lock the bathroom door. Her monkey still looks queer.

Someone left Dina Lohan in the dryer too long and she done shrunked. 3 feet or not, she still plans on furiously ruining her daughters life.

Further proof that a girl can never be skinny. Remember ladies, its not sexy unless your bones are protruding from your blouse.

In theaters 10-5-07. Watch this hillarious scene with Ben Stiller and his father, Jerry Stiller, as they argue about a pair of panties they found on the street.