Santa would put it under your tree but you were too busy being drunk to buy one.

This ad is designed to alert people to the inhumane practice of whale hunting… but now I want a hamburger.

Next up Audience Hero, you just sit, drink beer, and stare.

We beer sex pizza mile high nachos this commercial very much.

Don't try this at home. And if you do, don't sue.

So all this time my enormous gut has been a defense mechanism? Oh, yeah, I totally did that on purpose.

I think it's the little boy's reaction that makes the photo. Or the fact that her boobs are resting on her gut.

Who know how bikini butts could help sell beer? I did!

Dartmouth College students pulled a prank on an unsuspecting tour group. It involves beer, so LET'S WATCH!

This is an infamous store in Maine. Their slogan is, "If we ain't got it, you don't need it." True dat.

Go Santa! Go Santa! Go! Chug! Chug! Chug!

All beer commercials are sexy. This one just adds in the angry girlfriend factor.

I. AM. PROGRAMMED. TO. SERVE. YOU. ICE. COLD. BEVERAGES. OF. A. REFRESHING. NATURE.. PLEASE. TIP. YOUR. ROBOTENDER..

This beer's for the "everyman" in every man! (As in, you're fat & gross, and you love T&A.)

The grand prize: you’re un-timely death!

Oh, grandma gets so silly when she's drunk on her ass. Too bad she's gonna die soon.

That is the luckiest beer can holder ever.

Opening beer with your eyes can cause permanent drunkeness. For real.

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A LiquidGeneration E-Card never discriminates!

We'd like this video a lot better with fake blood and guts.