But lay off the clown makeup, girly. Batman isn't out to get you.

Sometimes the internet just knows the right things to say.

Take this Batman quiz to see if you’re The Joker, Penguin, Vicky Vale, Batman himself, or other popular Batman characters.

If Batman were missing a few chromosomes, he might act like this.

Another reason why the "Batman & Robin" movie is totally underrated. This dialogue is just amazing!

Christian Bale was recently arrested for allegedly assaulting his mom and sister. He blamed it on Batman.

You think Batman was rich before, wait until he rakes in all of this box office money!

In the game of life George Clooney is rarely a loser, this is the exception.

Why so similar?

Heath Ledger, 28, died today either from a drug overdose or an increasingly insane viral marketing campaign for the upcoming Batman movie.

This just doesn't look like the gritty realism that Christian Bale promised.

In theaters 7-18-08. Batman and James Gordon join forces with Gotham's new District Attorney, Harvey Dent, to take on a psychotic bank robber known as The Joker, whilst other forces plot against them, and Joker's crimes grow more and more deadly.

A church adorned with the bodies of saints, clerics and parishioners. Yeah… this may be one reason we don't go to church.

Jessica Alba was cold once again on the set of her new movie. Too bad this isn't the set for Batman, thus revealing she will play Harley Quinn. That would be geektastic!

We found Batman at Coachella! Actually there were two of them. And we wept.

Race against the best TV cars from The Dukes of Hazzard, Night Rider, and Batman.