Probably not, it's probably just as worn out as her liver.

Heath Ledger is dead and Philip Norris is angry. Find out why, and what his rant has to do with soccer balls!

Heavy Metal isn't the only music with big balls.

If you were to look into a Britney Spears crystal ball it most likely would show this. Everyone knows Oompa Loompas are more supportive than Lynne Spears.

In theaters 12-25-07. A drama based on the true story of Melvin B. Tolson, a professor at Wiley College Texas. In 1935, he inspired students to form the school's first debate team, which went on to challenge Harvard in the national championship.

This would truly be the act of a national hero. Oh, if only someone had the balls.

A door that becomes a ping pong table!? By the Gods!

Since Homeland Security has totally dropped the ball on the impending Zombie attack on Halloween we suggest you watch this video to prepare.

Ecologists' and green enthusiasts have developed a earth friendly habitat that hangs softly from the trees, connecting you to nature. You know what else hangs? Dez Nuts.

In theaters 12-25-07. Based on George Crile's book about the CIA's largest and most successful covert CIA operation, the arming of the Mujahedeen in Afghanistan. The covert ops were engineered by Charlie Wilson a charismatic, wheeler-dealer, liberal Texas congressman who teamed with a rogue CIA operative. The two manipulated Congress, the CIA and a host of foreign governments in order to assist the Afghan rebels in their fight against the Soviets in the 1980s. Many of the men armed by the CIA went on to become the Taliban's enforcers and Osama bin Laden's protectors.

In theaters 2-18-08. Based on the Steven Gould novel, "Jumper" follows a young man from a broken home who discovers that he has the ability to teleport. In his quest for the man he believes is responsible for the death of his mother, the kid draws the attention of the National Security Agency and another youth with the same abilities.

Who said recycling had to be boring? Take those Ace of Base Cd's and create a beautiful and painfully artistic chair to spend hours sitting in while you masturbate on Xtube.

In theaters 12-21-07. Based on the hit Broadway musical which tells the infamous story of Benjamin Barker, a.k.a Sweeney Todd, who sets up a barber shop down in London which is the basis for a sinister partnership with his fellow tenant, Mrs. Lovett.

This is not a rat, we don't care what you may think! This is further proof that Pokemon was based in reality! Gotta Catch Them All!

In theaters 11-2-07. Gone Baby Gone is Ben Affleck’s directorial debut and is based on the novel from the acclaimed author of “Mystic River.” It is an intense look inside an ongoing investigation about the mysterious disappearance of a little girl.

In theaters 11-21-07. Directed by the Coen Brothers and based on the acclaimed novel by Cormac McCarthy. Violence and mayhem ensue after a hunter stumbles upon some dead bodies, a stash of heroin and more than $2 million in cash near the Rio Grande.

This guy takes all the fun out of injecting some steriods, smashing some homers, and imitating your favorite MLB players' home run trot. Dude is unhittable!

This kid takes a skateboard right between the 1 and the 2. The crazy thing is he gets up and runs a wind sprint after. That won't make em feel better son...

This has to be the best invention in the field of ergonomics that we have seen so far. Do they have a his and hers?

Crazy Japanese TV is always there to brighten your day. This guy bounces around like a real life Kirby.