This pacman tree has the power to swallow Christmas hole and spit out a kick ass holiday. Barring that Christmas doesn’t return from the blue state and kill Pac Man.

A world-renowned gay bar caught fire this week. In typical fashion, the gays used it as en excuse to party and freak out the squares. Tom Cruise had no comment.

Stevie the Seal is now available for weddings, bar mitzvahs and birthday parties! Call now for group rates!

In a dark corner of a strip bar somewhere, Gene Simmons is eating his heart out.

Watch a simulation of Paris Hilton's soon-to-come behind-bars sexcapades!

Even the wind is against Ms. Hilton as she leaves a courthouse appearance. Remember, Paris, behind bars you only get two pairs of undies per week!

Bill Murray was wasted at this New Orleans bar, and almost got into a fight – until some dude talked him down, and afterwards he bought everybody drinks! What a guy! AWESOME cellphone video!

These cookies are a must-have for bachelor parties and bar mitzvahs.

Slutty hipsters, skanky drug dealers, happening party-people, all in the LA club scene. I hang out at these bars so you know this sh*t's good.

I always wondered why candy bars make me horny for gay porn. Now I know.

Karaoke bars are awesome… especially when they're filled with obnoxious Asian women.

What a responsible parent. I bet he rolls that kid's stroller into the bar, too.

This bar is obviously managed by a smart fellow.

You did the Numa Numa dance; you converted to Pastafarianism and asked a hottie at the bar for their MySpace URL. But you’ve still always wondered…Which Internet Celebrity are you?

Sure, let's just stick our hand in our babies ass and pull out a candy bar.