"Excuse me, is that your butt winking at my butt?"

Do you know your cinematic spewage? Listen to the sweet sound of human up-chuck and try to guess which famous movie it came from.

Here's Lindsay Lohan on the set of her new movie Machete. How she's working again we have no idea. All we know is that she sucks at using spray tan.

We show you a picture from a famous movie and you have to tell us whether it’s from a sex scene or murder scene. This is for movie nerds and perverts only.

She has to be around 55-years-old, but Jennifer Connelly is still very much a part of our imagination as we daydream about doing it with movie stars.

You can't explain this scene because it is unexplainable. And retarded.

Run away from characters. Run away from plot. Here's a recut, more accurate take on the 2012 movie that's coming out.

Nothing like a girl on girl fight to make a horrible movie watchable. And sexy!

This video is best viewed between the hours of 1AM to 5AM, when you're kinda drunk.

Lay off the cheesburgers, Jason Biggs. Just because you're not working lately doesn't give you a license to eat every studio head that doesn't put you in a movie.

Bear witness to the most amazingly awful acting jobs in the history of awful acting jobs.

We reacted the same way when we saw the trailer for New Moon -- and we have man parts.

Here's a puzzle game where you have to sound out the small words to form a complete phrase or sentence. If you don't speak English, too bad.

I bet you didn't think it was possible to fit the 100 greatest movie lines of all time into 200 hundred seconds did you? You were wrong.

Here are the funniest 10 movie scenes from 1997-2007! It doesn't get much better!

Behold the 10 funniest movies scenes from the years 1987-1996!

Life's challenging enough. We help by putting together the ten hottest actresses to take a turn on the pole and play a stripper.

On Mother's Day watch some of the worst celebrity parents ever caught on tape. You'll be grateful yours aren't famous.

From the director of 28 Days Later, his next movie 28 Snorts Later. Swine Flu is ravaging the world and turning people into Pig Zombies.

Real Housewife from New York cast member Kelly Bensimon has a boob job so bad the boobs are trying to hide for cover.