Two months late Ron Jeremy has found the one thing more socially degrading than a career in porn and that is a bad parody of Britney's VMA debacle.

This reeks of a badly written stop animation movie. Somewhere Danny Elfman is composing the music for this girls' soundtrack.

Woody Allen has finally opened his own school for girls… lucky bastards.

A new LG Comic! Halloween is just an excuse for fat girls to eat themselves into a coma…

There is way too much sexy here for words, but let us start with 'Rough".

A door that becomes a ping pong table!? By the Gods!

Congratulations on having the worst Halloween costume!

Oh wow, this has got to be pretty uncomfortable. Of all the times to be dressing like a whore… bad timing.

Lighting farts is so hot! Why can't all girls be like this. No, no wait - on second though, we don't want this.

You know how you’re looking at a girl and you’re, like, “is she a slut or is she a photoshop?” Well, we made a game about it.

Neil Young once wrote a song about his "Cinnamon Girl", this one's kind of cute once you clean the cinnamon out of her.

There is nothing worse than a stinky ass child. Don't let your child's off putting body odor further offend your senses, wrap that little bastard in pine fresh scents.

Britney Spears forgot, once again, to wear clothes big enough to cover her saggy saddlebags. Someone buy this girl a tent or a few yards of cloth.

The Wonder Years would have been pretty boring without the bad guy from Home Alone narrating, not Joe Pesci, the other guy.

Chairy, the loveable and slightly obese furniture from the Pee Wee Herman show, was found discarded a few months ago. It just goes to show you, human or furniture, no one likes a fat girl. Tear.

Further proof that a girl can never be skinny. Remember ladies, its not sexy unless your bones are protruding from your blouse.

Some fan made a video for Beck's new single that is literally only watch able on the Internet. Hamsters and bad MS Paint like animation make this video rock.

In theaters 11-2-07. Gone Baby Gone is Ben Affleck’s directorial debut and is based on the novel from the acclaimed author of “Mystic River.” It is an intense look inside an ongoing investigation about the mysterious disappearance of a little girl.

In theaters 10-12-07. Lars and the Real Girl is a heartfelt comedy starring Academy-Award nominated Ryan Gosling as Lars Lindstrom a loveable introvert whose emotional baggage has kept him from fully embracing life. He buys a life-size doll online to become his girlfriend.

This grocer has obviously has not heard "Hollaback Girl". Gwen spells out the name of the mystery fruit many times.