Jessica Alba was cold once again on the set of her new movie. Too bad this isn't the set for Batman, thus revealing she will play Harley Quinn. That would be geektastic!

Jennifer Aniton broke away from her evil captor, Courtney Cox, and spent the day on the beach. Not bad for someone her age.

Dumb giant boy piece of art! You cannot hide from the oggling.

Former Backstreet Boy Nick, spent the weekend filming for a new music video. From the looks of this video, he had the liquid squirts.

In Finland all the boys stay at the NMKY and apparently its even gayer than the YMCA our Village People stayed at.

Good news perverts, Hayden P-Something has turned 18 and is now legal. Bad news, she still thinks you’re a fat loser.

What's bad about this cover of "Survivor"? Pretty much everything. What's great about the video? The attempt to distract you with her "coconuts".

Ever wonder why it would be a really bad idea to throw an egg at the President's car? This is why that would be a very bad idea.

Bearforce1 is a boy band that cuts to the chase. They like boys and they want to dance.

Courtney Love is starting to channel her inner Muppet. She looks like a boozed up, coked out Janice. Too bad her husband is "Gonzo".

Congrats to Goldie Hawn who hasn’t aged much in the last few years. However, just to be fair, she looked like s**t beforehand. Can’t get much worse than the walking dead.

Hello and welcome to whose boobs, the only on-line game that contracted a bad case of boob-orreha down in the ravine.

Worst Hood Ornament Ever!

Altar boys run crying where these two streets meet.

This possibly-homeless creep decided he had to go *so bad* that he dropped trou and $#@t in a planter. Classy.

Oh whoops, my bad – he's not a security guard, he's a pimp. A pimp in a uniform. That's London-style, for ya.

What happens when a mob of Mac fan-boys are in line for the iPhone, and a reporter interviews one of four people in the country with the gadget? Why some moron comes along, that's what.

Never heard of this boy band before, but there's so much awkward sexuality going on here I don't know where to start. Maybe "interracial gay pedophilia" is a good place.

Here we can see the audition tape for a young boy practicing for American Idol. He isn't very good, so chances are he will win.

Sean Preston Federline was driving a Cadillac during a family go-kart outing. Damn, dat boy's PIMP!