Britney was caught in a paparazzi mêlée on her way to the gym while she inexplicably sported a white towel wrapped on her face. Why in the world would she be wearing said towel in such a fashion? To pretend she's Santa Claus, that's why, Silly!

Because what you say and where you say it... sometimes people jump to the wrong conclusion, and you get your ass kicked.

The paps were hot on Paris Hilton's heels yesterday as she drove HERSELF to a lawyer meeting, after previously getting rides from mom Kathy. Paris, you're bad!

This week who’d you rather celebrates the best of bad cinema at the Grindhouse.

Kids are SOOO adorable when they talk about monsters, and say words they shouldn't.

Did P-Diddy get massive? Or do those pants just make his ass look big?

Hollywood's Drug Problem. Bad for young jonesing starlets… good for Star Jones!

Wow, an Olsen goes out shopping in her bra! Too bad we're not seeing anything. At all.

Look deep into this dog's butt and see a vision of Jesus. Then puke.

She'll know you love her when you tell her with ass-hair.

Mike Bonerati will do any impression to sell you a mattress! Where do these commercials come from??

From "Paris Exposed" – her old boyfriend exposed her ass!

This woman doesn't need to be clinically insane to think her hair looks bad. But she is, none-the-less.

For whatever reason. Nicole Richie wanted to share her lacey underwear-covered ass to the camera. Sill feels gross.

This person has GOT to be the world's worst driver – not just because she's a woman!

This is nominated for the worst music video on You Tube. I don't know what's worse: watching him shower, or hearing his screeting voice. FREAKY FUNNY!

Nicolas Cage just might kick ass in the movie version of the comic book "Ghost Rider." I love flaming skeletons.

I think the title of this says it all. Her ass sucks.

Two of the best butts in the business get friendly at the Golden Globes. Thank you, Access Hollywood.

Lindsay's mom Dina speaks to The Insider about her crazy partying daughter. Too bad Dina's the worst blood-sucking stage mom ever.