Your favorite Monkey is back and this time he’s discovered one of the internet’s most annoying species: Emo Kids. If you’re Emo -- or know somebody who’s Emo -- you might want to watch this, and then kill yourself.

We got beat up for running like this.

Way to get back on the radar, Elizabeth.

Obvious gay jokes aside. Clay Aiken is gay and America should start to deal with it.

We're very happy that Lindsay Lohan's gotten her figure back. Remember when she was skinny? Those were dark days.

Wow, soccer fans can actually kick some ass. However, soccer still sux balls.

Vern Troyer played a little game of golf this week. Get it? A "little game of golf?" Yeah, we don't think we're funny either.

Christian Bale was recently arrested for allegedly assaulting his mom and sister. He blamed it on Batman.

Wonder if they'll name the ravine after him like Clayton Ravine in Back to the Future.

Sure beats an above ground pool, that's for sure.

It hasn’t been thirty minutes! Get back here and play this game!

Bring back The Diesel and put this in the Fast and The Furious 4 and we might buy a ticket.

In what is most likely "the greatest athletic competition you never knew existed", Martin & Charlie Sheen play basketball against Michael Jordan way back in 1988.

I want you to know, that my boobs are back...And I'm here to remind you, Of the mess you left when you played with them...You, you, you oughta know.

There is nothing more inspiring than the perseverance Tara Reid displays every year in Cancun. She takes a beating and keeps on tickin', she'll never retire, unlike Brett Favre.

It took Will Ferrell's hairy chest to get Heidi Klum back into SI's swimsuit issue, whatever works!

Chris Rock was caught taking a none too subtle look at Rhianna's back side.

The back of the Camel Toe Recovery truck says "We'll dig you out", does it really take a truck?

It's your turn to beat the crap out of those judges from American Idol.

Heavy Metal isn't the only music with big balls.