Brangelina's African Souvenir

Brangelina's African Souvenir

The hottest new baby – that’s NOT a Scientologist!

 

What's In a Stupid Name?

What's In a Stupid Name?

What’s with Tom Cruise naming his Scientology baby Suri? How about Gwyneth Paltrow’s baby, Moses? Why do celebrities insist on naming their babies such stupid names?

 

Blood Sucking Baby Eaters

Blood Sucking Baby Eaters

In case you’re wondering, Baby Eaters are those that are a little bit crazy, little bit zombie. They are not that sexy.

 

Weird Baby

Weird Baby

This is almost as creepy as the Trainspotting baby. Weirdness!

 

Diaper Change

Diaper Change

Sure, let's just stick our hand in our babies ass and pull out a candy bar.

 

Black Baby

Black Baby

Somebody has some explaining to do.

 

Wrestling Crybaby

Wrestling Crybaby

This guy had a chance to talk to his wrestling heroes and he ends up crying like a little baby.

 
 

Midget or Baby

Midget or Baby

Do you ever get midgets and babies confused? We do because they’re both so damn adorable.

 

Baby Rocks

Baby Rocks

This baby is going to grow up to worship the devil.

 

Where's the baby?

Where's the baby?

This is a tricky one. Can you find the baby?

 

Whoose Boobs Week 192: Milk Maids

Whoose Boobs Week 192: Milk Maids

These mothers just had their babies, so naturally, their boobs are ginormous and fantastic.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Create Alien Baby

Suck My News Weekly: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Create Alien Baby

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Baby Spears Sings Kanye West's Golddigger

Baby Spears Sings Kanye West's Golddigger

Britney’s Baby is out of the womb and already he’s complaining about daddy being a Gold Digger. Here’s parody of Kanye West’s ‘Gold Digger’.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Angelina Eats Adopted Baby!

Suck My News Weekly: Angelina Eats Adopted Baby!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Fetus Spears vs. Fetus Garner

Fetus Spears vs. Fetus Garner

You’re Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck’s baby and it’s your job to get down the birth canal as soon as possible. Watch out, Britney’s fetus is gonna make your job very difficult!

 

Suck My News Weekly: Bennifer's Coke-Sniffing Baby

Suck My News Weekly: Bennifer's Coke-Sniffing Baby

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Four More Years of Baby Bush

Suck My News Weekly: Four More Years of Baby Bush

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Movie Poster Game: 62: Baby Got Back

Movie Poster Game: 62: Baby Got Back

Buy your tickets, get your candy, turn off your cellphones and stuff your face full of popping corn. It’s time to play the Movie Poster Game!

 

Stupid Movie Quiz: Tom Cruise

Stupid Movie Quiz: Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise is known for his devotion to Scientology, being crazy, having a baby with Katie Holmes, but did you know he also makes movies? It’s true! That’s why we devoted a whole Stupid Movie Quiz to this quackjob.

 

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