Sacha Baron Cohen's smokin'-hot lady-friend, Isla Fisher, is with child. May the fate of Kazakhstan be saved!!

Eddie Furlong has really let himself go – and his poor baby is suffering with him!

Baby-daddy Larry Birkhead has a tattoo of Anna Nicole on his lower back, just in case we weren't sure which side of the trailer park he's from. (It's the trashy side.)

Liquid Generation CTO Helga recently had her baby photos dug up. The truth is surprising!

Iron Mike was so jacked up on blow that he told the cops he snorted chazz "every chance he got." Then he licked their faces and ate their babies.

Chill, baby, I can't really feel anything with these furry paws!

Guys are totally stupid… let's watch them try to take care of babies!

This Thanksgiving, be thankful for what you don't have -- an obnoxious baby crying during the entire meal.

Babysitting's never easier when the baby is drunk. …Or the size of a full-grown man.

You’ve watched Dateline’s To Catch A Predator show right? Well, that has nothing on this very special news segment from Liquid Generation: To Catch a Baby Predator.

Goochie gochie goo! Just like Mommy!

I don't know what's grosser, that they're cutting her open in front of my eyes, or that she keeps demanding her baby like a junkie demanding heroin. Creepy.

Britney blasts out her second baby, The Pope blasts Islam and Madonna blasts off. Philip Norris knows it all – because he’s not a stupid woman.

This baby will beat you senseless.

This baby would taste so much more delicious with some barbeque sauce.

This baby will star in Breakin' 5: Goo Goo Ga Ga Slide!

Wouldn't it be funny if this was an old picture of Nicole Ritchie? No? Shut up.

Everytime you read a Chuck Norris fact somebody thinks you're a loser.

Is Suri Cruise an imaginary baby? Which game system is for racists? Which celebrity roof caught on fire? Philip Norris has the answers!

If you’re always dropping your baby and your husband is a total douche bag, there’s only one man to call – The Manny! Join Britney Spears, Kevin Federline and the new man in her life, The Manny, in this new animated sitcom!