ROBO-BABY MAKES ME SCARED! COMPUTERUS IS SHUTTING DOWN!

"Don't you like how your skin looks like a fleshy condom over my hard horn, baby? Yeaah, this is Pamplona, baby, don't I make you horny?"

The stop-motion video shows baby Bumbo teleporting and laser-shooting the dog. What a badass!!

Gamers play all night!

Proof of reincarnation! Egads!

This is not a lazer light show, its witchcraft, I say! Keep your glowning coat hangers from him, before he eats your babies!

"Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K" is the actual name given to this very lucky newborn. The hospital birth announcement page can be viewed at: http://www.newbabynews.net/hospitals/stf33/public/stf33birthannouncement.pl?babyID=h33-440

A classic video from the interweb. Baby + powder + fart = hilarity!

Watch as a classic pin-up painting is recreated with photography and Photoshop. Sexy, baby!

Next they feed it hot sauce and raw eggs!

At first I thought that guy was a big-baby-dumbass, but then I realized he's just French!

Watch Suri Cruise, Sean Preston Spears, Moses Paltrow and Baby Bradgenlina in this parody of everybody’s favorite Saturday morning cartoon, The Muppet Babies.

Victoria is only 15 and she's slept with 15 guys over 300 times! She want to have a baby and her mother can't stop her! Snap!

What's more Zen than a momma panda being surprised by the mighty sneeze of a teeny baby panda?

This horrified little baby is yet another victim of a knitting-needle wielding Star Wars fan.

Dina Lohan sure did look different when Lindsay was a baby... It must have been before the de-horse-ifying surgery.

This baby is already an awesome breakdancer, probably 'cause he's got a really cool dad. I want to hire him at my next birthday party.

Will Ferrell can't pay the landlady his rent, so she screams at him. Oh, did I mention she's a baby? Seriously you will crap yourself laughing at this. He can do no wrong.

Mocha is a baby hamster. He's so freakin' adorable that his owner has viddeos of him doing everything, like eating broccoli. Please enjoy.

Great Northern seem to be everywhere lately. Every time I am out at a show here in Los Angeles somebody is inevitably talking about how they saw Great Northern last week and were absolutely blown away. The thing is it’s true. They are great. I was lucky enough to have my own private performance when they came by our studios. This is the first of three songs they did…more to come soon!