This week’s guest is terribly upset that an 8-limbed baby from India is ripping off his style.

Chest Burster baby is adorable. Who doesn't want to just wrap him around your face?

Lean wit it, rock wit it, little baby!

The long, slender bones of grandma's rotting hands really accentuate baby Jane's soft features. Jane can only dream of having hair as nice as grandmas.

In theaters 11-2-07. Gone Baby Gone is Ben Affleck’s directorial debut and is based on the novel from the acclaimed author of “Mystic River.” It is an intense look inside an ongoing investigation about the mysterious disappearance of a little girl.

So apparently women are into baby flesh. Dad can only get Mom's attention if he shaves his face to resemble a baby's ass.

What happens when a Japanese couple gives birth to a new baby? A stereotype is born.

And with the first pick in the draft, the Raiders select "Adorable". Ironically this might also improve their team as they really suck.

This week Philip Norris lays the smack down on Paris, Pavarotti, and Jerry Lewis!

Baby Bruce Lee will kick your ass with adorable roundhouses to the face.

If you thought Kid Nation was bad, well NBC has a surprise for you. “Babies On Cinderblocks” is the latest hit to debut on Conan.

Tom Cruise and Katie "Robot" Holmes have used the power of Xenu to fast forward time to see what their beautiful baby girl will look like. My eyes… my eyes.

This kid went into his local Wal-Mart and would not stop rapping Baby Got Back over the intercom until they kicked him out. Way to go Jonah Hill look-a-like.

That baby's head is bigger than Kanye and 50 Cent's egos combined!

Slip 'n Slide's are universally acknowledged as unsafe. This hillbilly ignored common sense and threw his babies like he's trying to get a 7-10 split.

Jade Jagger is a baby Rolling Stone and, just like daddy, loves being naked. Question is… who wants to see this?

Paris Hilton has begun her promised change for the better. Here she is holding a baby without dropping it or feeding it Frosted Cocaine Flakes.

Who needs annoying locks? This dog with childproof your drawers against the cleverest of babies!

A loving older brother captures his toddler brother in a collapsible tube -- watch him roll away!!

Family Guy's Stewie is sexually ambiguous, at best. I mean he's a BABY. Here are his top gay moments. Queer-tastic!