Ashlee's Big Baby Boobs

Ashlee's Big Baby Boobs

Ashlee Simpson's pregnancy has created what will be an epic "Boob-off" between Ashlee and Jessica, Master of Incest, Joe Simpson, of course will be the referee.

 

Paris Wears Maternity Dress

Paris Wears Maternity Dress

If she thinks getting off The Pill and getting into baby-making position with a dude from Good Charlotte shows her new found maturity she's got another thing coming (a dumb baby).

 

Beer Drinking Baby

Beer Drinking Baby

You can tell a true auteur filmed this by the choice of looking at the baby through bars to symbolize his future behind them.

 

Baby Tossing

Baby Tossing

Finally a place Michael Jackson can fit in.

 

Hayden Eats Babies

Hayden Eats Babies

Many have speculated as to how Hayden Panettiere has not become addicted to sex, drugs and booze, the answer is she has a different addiction, eating the heads off babies.

 

TomKat Baby from Outerspace

TomKat Baby from Outerspace

Do you want to wait months for the birth of Tom Cruise’s baby? Don’t worry, you can see all the action right here. Vaginal birth is cool!

 
 

Anna Nicole's Baby Daddy Is Gay!

Anna Nicole's Baby Daddy Is Gay!

This week Philip Norris reports on Paris Hilton's brother, Gary Coleman and the writer's strike.

 

Lemon Children

Lemon Children

Did you know babies are total idiots and have no idea lemons taste sour?

 

Thriller Train Dance

Thriller Train Dance

In 2023 we'll hopefully be celebrating the 25th anniversy of "...Baby One More Time" by performing in flying saucers on Mars.

 

Halle Berry's Hair is Pregnant Too

Halle Berry's Hair is Pregnant Too

The hair is not distracting from your baby bump, it just makes your whole appearance more disturbing.

 

Jamie Lynn Spears Researches Pregnancy

Jamie Lynn Spears Researches Pregnancy

Jamie Lynn has taken it upon herself to go on the web and research what it will be like to be pregnant and have a baby. It's gross!

 

Abortion Flush

Abortion Flush

A woman gave birth in a train toilet in China and the baby got lodged in the pipe. She later said " I just thought I had to poop"… China…

 

Baby Pandas Are Curious

Baby Pandas Are Curious

There's not much else to do in captivity really.

 

The White Christmas Game

The White Christmas Game

Wanna scare the baby Jesus out of your friends? All you have to do is wipe the frosting off this window to get a very special Christmas present.

 

Spice on Ice!

Spice on Ice!

Baby spice fell off the stage at their latest concert and now she has a baby boo boo. Get that spice on ice!

 

9th Grade Whore

9th Grade Whore

Yes she says she does what she wants but does she slaughter baby seals with her bare hands??

 

Blow me!

Blow me!

Aww look a baby puffy fish! Or… Jenna Jameson!

 

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