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If your baby is already dancing to Beyonce you've already succeeded as a parent.

This kid is going to grow up to be such a baller.

These celebrities like to drink milk because drinking baby blood would be too disgusting.

Oh, little puppy! Aren't you glad you're not Paris Hilton's? Oh, yes you are! Oh yes you are!

She should really use toilet paper.

LOST Babies features Baby Jack, Baby Kate, and all your favorite LOST characters as infants in this spin-off cartoon series exploring the beginning of the interwoven history in the LOST universe.

This video won't be so adorable anymore when this baby catches Wolf Flu after all the pigs are murdered in the Swine Genocide of 2009.

Maury ain't seen nothin' like this before! Watch as these people lose their minds after finding out who the baby daddy is.

The Westminster Dog Show is this week. And judging by this photo, it's also a time to for judges to totally abuse the crap out of cute defenseless puppies.

We show you a portion of a picture and, that's right, you have to tell if it's a beautiful pair of boobs, a butt or a baby!

What a comeback. Now all she needs to do is find her brain and she'll finally be complete.

And the baby's first words are going to be "Wha Whaaaa!" Hey oh!

He's looking for booty.

This is either really fake or really freaking awesome. Maybe it's both!

Cute puppies make bad news better.

Find out if America's hottest hockey mom, Sarah Palin, wants to have your babies.

If these woman breastfed, their babies would have a BAC content of AWESOME!

Oh how adorkable.