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Even People At The LG Office Are Excited for Twilight

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 20 2009, 7:13 AM

One of the artists here (Heri!) really loves Twilight, but he likes to pretend he's so above it and makes fun of those (me) who show just an ounce of interest in the movie. Whatever. BELLA 4 EVAH!

 

Adorable Internet Starlet's Adorable Fail

Adorable Internet Starlet's Adorable Fail

The internet will eventually destroy the makers of every web show creator in the world.

 

10 Hilarious Family Guy Songs

10 Hilarious Family Guy Songs

It's amazing that an animated show, like 'Family Guy,' is able to include so many incredible musical numbers. Here are ten of the funniest.

 
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President Obama Orders LiquidGeneration to Save The Children

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 10 2009, 3:29 PM

 

Excuse the dust around here, and all the little bugs and mispellings you're bound to find on our little corner on the internet. We're going to try something a little different today.

As part of President Obama's push to make more American teens read, he personally reached out to LiquidGeneration* to provide some word-based entertainment for you. Sure, you'll still see our award winning** animations and games, but you'll also see Words. Lots of them, as ordered by the Commander In Chief of the United States of America. So if you don't like it, don't be mad because we'll just ask Obama to bomb you. For the children. Because he wants them to learn how to read, through us.

Thank you for reading,

LiquidGeneration

P.S. - If you see anything you love or hate, we'd like to know about it. Just leave a comment below, or if you really want to make me upset and cry like a little girl, just shoot me a personal email: slippy@liquidgeneration.com.

 

*no he didn't

**Awards, as in the cookies our mothers give us each time we make fun of Lindsay Lohan. They hate her because she's one of those "fast girls." Their words.

 

 

 
 

Halloween Safety Tips with Jack O. Lantern!

Halloween Safety Tips with Jack O. Lantern!

Wanna know how to have the safest Halloween ever? Well Jack O. Lantern can show you and your friends how to be SUPER SAFE during this spooktacular fun day!

 

Hot or Heavy?

Hot or Heavy?

We show you the picture of a girl's face and you have to guess whether she's a hotty or a big fat lady! It's hard. That's what she said!

 

Fill In The Blank: Action Movies

Fill In The Blank: Action Movies

We show you a clips of some of the best action movies ever and you have to finish the line of dialog that got cut off!

 

Paris Hilton Will Give You Flowers and Sideboob

Paris Hilton Will Give You Flowers and Sideboob

And if you're nice she might even show you that she's wearing no panties.

 

Which Heroes Character Are You?

Which Heroes Character Are You?

This quiz will help determine who you’re most like on the show Heroes, so you’ll finally know whether you want to save the cheerleader or enslave her.

 

Whoose Boobs Week 131: Teen Queen Boobs

Whoose Boobs Week 131: Teen Queen Boobs

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.

 

Heidi Klum Might Be A Whale

Heidi Klum Might Be A Whale

If you're going to show up at the Emmy's pregnant, I guess you might as well show up REALLY pregnant and just freak everybody out.

 
 

Halle Berry Boobs It Up On Leno

Halle Berry Boobs It Up On Leno

Halle Berry denied she was pregnant again on the Jay Leno Show last night, putting to rest the rumors that her boobs were just big because she's having a kid. No, they're just naturally awesome like that.

 

10 of the Craziest Awards Crashers

10 of the Craziest Awards Crashers

Here are some of the craziest people every to crash and awards ceremony. And yes, some of them are just as retarded as Kanye West.

 

Pig or People?

Pig or People?

We show you a picture of a person or pig with tattoos and you have to guess which it is. Pigs are sexy!

 
 

10 King of the Hill Fan Favorites

10 King of the Hill Fan Favorites

Hard to believe after 13 years, King of the Hill is going off the air. Here are ten reasons we're going to miss the show.

 

Celebrity Rap Sheet

Celebrity Rap Sheet

We show you a celebrity rap sheet, you have to guess who committed the crimes.

 

Kim Kardashian Enjoys TwitPic

Kim Kardashian Enjoys TwitPic

Thank God for the internet. Thank God for TwitPic. If @kimkardashian didn't love to get almost naked so much these things would just be too boring for us. Here's Kim showing off her body as she gets it ready for a Quick Trim shoot.

 

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