This year New Year’s Eve sucks, the donut man dies, New Orleans comes back to life, and your mom looks at porn.

People make fun of us because we like dirty tatas. We can’t help it if all the celebrities out there are skanks.

Here’s a shot-for-shot reproduction of the Full House intro by some indie San Francisco band. Totally rad!

Send your friends and family a New Years Eve e-card that doubles as a warning not to get drunk and knocked up in the New Year.

See if you can tell the difference between two very embarrassing eras in modern history.

This week your family celebrates a holiday, Elton John gets married, New Yorkers walk to work, and the inventor of the internets starts a blog.

Here’s a collection of people who really pissed us off this year. May they burn.

If this year is known for anything, it’s the caliber of breasts that strutted before our eyes.

See what happens when a midget alligator chases the faces of silly Japanese women.

People make bad decisions. Even Mike Ditka.

Okay, how did somebody get a picture of us installing our new graphics card?

Another case of white people trying to rap. Very sad.

This week somebody kills Santa, Morgan Freeman stops racism, people search for Britney Spears on the internets and Kevin Federline drives a Ferrari. Not much going on.

Watch a man named Leeroy Jenkins piss off his World of Warcraft companions.

Are baseball players all juiced up on steroids? They and their small testicles are denying it, but we’ve got photographs.

Can you tell the difference between real celebs and their impersonators? We can because we’re awesome.

Alcoholics love to talk. See if you can guess the movie where these drunken quotes came from.

This week the world got a glimpse of Jennifer Aniston’s boobies, winter storms made everyone stay indoors and talk to their families, and Mel Gibson does the Holocaust.

He's like the gay Napoleon Dynamite.

No wonder why the Americans are losing in Iraq.