"Interesting" is the only way we could describe what you're looking at here. We don't want to offend the old lady.

A slight variation of Hammurabi's Code, foot for a plank.

Kobe Bryant, the only professional athlete who chooses performance enhancing special effects over performance enhancing drugs.

178 feet or some number of meters, silly Canuks and their hockey.

Eva Longoria and Posh have learned that athletes don't make the best lovers anymore, nerds do!

Hell no, I am not going to smell that. I don’t care how long he has been missing. It looks like he was missing his ass by about 2 feet long before he even got himself lost.

Praise be to Jebus! This five foot tall Lego recreation of the Crystal Cathedral is the first time that many of us have even seen a church.

Black tribesmen in Africa use their evil foot magic to revive a ranting Rosie O'Donnell. Food everywhere cowers in fear.

Someone left Dina Lohan in the dryer too long and she done shrunked. 3 feet or not, she still plans on furiously ruining her daughters life.

What made Jennifer Lopez decide that this was the best outfit to showcase at the launch of her new clothing line? She looks like a fruit rollup or a tall oompa loompa.

A 60 foot slide from the roof with a ramp at the end. Kudos to the kids for building it and then soundtracking the video with decent music.

Professional skater Jake Browne tears some major track and then pulls off, an unheard of 720. Only to fly into the air and fall 50 feet to the ground. Ouch!

This wacky dog is getting angry at his bone, and his own foot! Watch him go! GRRRRRR!

The Grindhouse auteur got his shrimping on at a night club when some hot-footed hussy seduced his mouth with her toes. Goddamm I'm gonna hurl.

I like street performers that actually bring something new to the table, to make me appreciate their disadvantaged-ness. Like playing an instrument with your feet.

Apparently Kirsten Dunst has a NAAAAAASTY foot rash. She must be hanging out in the shower room of the Silverlake YMCA. Gross.

This Chinese chick has got some of the freakiest feet around. Maybe they quit foot-binding a little soon, huh?

Eastern Conference Champions are old school. No fancy gimmicks or studio trickery. They just put one guy on drums, another on bass and have the singer bang out some guitar chords. The result is a refreshingly awesome blend of rock that will have your feet stomping and head nodding. Don’t believe me? Well they’re just a click away!

The importance of wearing proper-fitting shoes.

Figure skater Oksana Baiul at the Playboy SuperBowl party looks like a crappy underwear ad from the 70s.