That folding chair is trying to kill itself right now.

Crazy Santas, crazy kids, and crazy-ass girls dancing in Santa outfits. It’s all here in this video.

Badonkadonk! Dizzzammm!

Think you're tough? Your pansy-ass can't handle this unicycle!

This beer's for the "everyman" in every man! (As in, you're fat & gross, and you love T&A.)

She was just looking for change after we dropped a quarter down her crack.

Apparently some people were offended that "Jackass 2" had "ass" in the title, so they cleaned it up -- and now it's a porno!

Celebrate the Jewish high holy days with these kick-ass kosher boobies.

Your favorite tattooed LG staffer is back with a new edition of Ghetto Stiletto! This time Elmo goes behind the scenes at a Roller Derby bout where you can expect to see girls kicking the crap out of other girls, and lots and lots of hot, hipster ass.

I dunno if this kid is a midget or what, but he's one Indian ass-kicking machine!

Without his gun, the hunter gets his ass kicked.

Dubya is having trouble getting peace in the Middle East, so who does he call? His bestest friend in the whole world: George Bush Junior Jr! Oh yeah, and did we mention Junior Jr. is a cute little puppet?

Oh, grandma gets so silly when she's drunk on her ass. Too bad she's gonna die soon.

This kid soooo wants to be a White Supremacist

On occasion, this little drummer man likes a nice big ass in his face.

This thing looks so much more fun than a segway.

She's a puppet. She's a little girl. She'll freak you out if you watch this alone, in the dark, without your woobee.

Look out all you big bottomed girls out there. The police want to tap your big fat ass.

Don't ever mess with an astronaut. They can kick anybody ass, even if they're 100-years-old.

Jack Black goes The Shining on our ass in this remix of School of Rock.