LG’s hot new puzzle game! Help the Potty Mouth Ninja collect some coins so he can get an Asian massage. But beware of the Ninja’s sworn enemy… THE PIRATE!

Don't laugh. We're all obsessed with Vanessa Hudgens.

In this edition, oh we so horny for all the hot Asian celebrities in Hollywood.

Japanese students everywhere passed out when their batteries died and where not replaced in time. Further proving the Japanese are not really human at all.

I guess these silly Asians don't know that's a word that only black people can use.

Danny Bonaduce showed off his.. Whatever the hell that is, during the weekend. Looks like a shrunken coin purse, how sad.

Terry Hatcher continues to offend Asian sensibilities after her "Philippino" comment on Desperate housewives. Here she is dressed like a geisha in a poorly stunted attempt to apologize.

A new ad campaign in Japan plays a trick on the mind, confusing little Japanese mall patrons more so than usual. Why is it that every picture of an Asian has Asians in it with cameras?

Gwen Stefani used to be hard core and she rocked. Now she sings pop music and kidnaps Asians. If you're going to sell out, UPSIZE THE BOOBS!

It seems odd to me that this Asian man would have a French name, but then again… heehee, "LeDouche"!

Karaoke bars are awesome… especially when they're filled with obnoxious Asian women.

Who doesn't like Asian girls on roller skates? Bastard people, that's who.

These Asian gymnasts put even Cirque de Soleil to shame when it comes to child labor and head-leaps.

Freakin' dirty pervo Asians... Always taking pictures up my dress!

Reason #23456 that Asians are funny. They allow birds who don't fly on the streets!

Our exploration of fascinating Asians continues this week with an awesome freestyle performance by a Chinese rapper.

Those crazy asians are at it again, this time with a rendition of a Backstreet Boys song.

Buy an Asian girl from TV's Matthew Lesko. He's sweet.