The shocking thing is you don't have to feel guilty looking at her, she's actually 23 and far from starring in any actual High School Musicals.

Ashley Harkleroad was defeated in the first round 6-4, 6-3 by some French chick. Hairy armpits should never defeat Grade A American ass, this is will not be tolerated.

One day you're with Joe Francis on a bus, the next you're getting paid to blow the Governor of New York, it's a slippery slope.

And now her Dad is probably an alchoholic.

Eliot Spitzer's favorite hooker seems to have an equally classy past.

Meet Ashley Youmans, the girl who cost New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer his job and $3000, not quite the happy ending he was hoping for.

It's called trying too hard, and it's what you're doing.

Ms. Olsen #1 looks better here than she does during any other given day. The undead look works for you, live it.

Why is he sitting like that? Why is she with this girly guy? She spent the rest of the evening kissing, in public! It’s the Pete Wentz syndrome!

Mary-Kate Olsen is now starring in Weeds. She once starred in Full House. Here the two characters meet for the first time.

In this Pac-Man parody, help Mary-Kate Olsen snort boatloads of primo cocaine. Be sure to play this with your kids.

Wow, an Olsen goes out shopping in her bra! Too bad we're not seeing anything. At all.

The Olsen Twins are now one chick, since both of them are basically half a person.

Ashley Olsen prancing around, wearing nothing but an undershirt and panties. Sexy!

Ashley Olsen prancing around, wearing nothing but an undershirt and panties. Sexy!

Ashley Olsen prancing around, wearing nothing but an undershirt and panties. Sexy!

Ashley Olsen was hangin' out in just a bra and panties... then we caught her taking a cartoon poo! Ew, gross!

Still-skinny Mary-Kate Olsen looked stunning (as in, we're still stunned by this look) when she walked the red carpet wearing Kelly green, a dead raccoon, and a chestplate.

Finally! Someone got an Olsen twin to eat!

Yes, but how old do you have to be?