What Simpson are you? O.J Simpson? Ashlee Simpson? Homer Simpson? Lisa Simpson? Find out now!

She's passed Angelina Jolie and that Transformers chick as our obvious tattooed love interest.

To say Pete's sister does not look like Ashlee would be like saying Pete Wentz is not a douchebag.

Ashlee Simpson's pregnancy has created what will be an epic "Boob-off" between Ashlee and Jessica, Master of Incest, Joe Simpson, of course will be the referee.

Finally she remembered she's Jessica's sister and that boobs are the family's trademark.

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz got engaged! Now that they got that out of the way... time for the divorce!

Milli Vanilli and Ashlee Simpson welcome you to the club, unknown foreign band.

You can't lip-sync a nipple-slip, Ashlee!

See Ashlee Simpson act like a drunken retard. Sadly, she doesn’t do a hoedown in this video.

See the Olsen Twins, Ashlee Simpson, Martha Stewart and other celebrities get their shot at being the next American Idol.

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

Ashlee Simpson's motto: "When you can't sing, hoe dance."