Kids today have to stop mom from substituting an apple for fries but at least they don't get stuck with these lame toys!

Heidi and Spencer embody all of our hopes and dreams.

The day the pigskin died.

It's just Jeff Goldblum's 1999 Apple Ad at half speed and yet it's so much more.

Because you always wanted to see your apples kick mayo's smug ass.

Microsoft is a pretty popular punching bag these days in i-culture. Luckily while apple fanboys make these videos, Bill can dry his tears in his sacks of money.

Kathy Griffin has a new boyfriend and common logic would suggest he is a bridge troll or gay. Actually he created the Apple and loves his Datsun.

This sexy vixen shows us the value of a well placed morning stretch. And how to hide an entire army of pies under your dunlap.

iGasm, a new iPod-powered vibrator, is pissing off Apple because its advertisements blatantly rip of the iPod brand. Maybe Steve Jobs would be less pissy if he got a little vibe-action in his life.

This little cutie-pie is all alone now that his internet stalker isn't around any more. Won't someone please fill the hole in his adorable heart??

This cutie-pie poops rainbows.

Conan O'Brien is a huge fan of Mac products, and recently promoted Apple's new iPhone on his show!

Order a delicious Cow Pie for the holidays! Rush shipping arrives in time for Thanksgiving!

Forget pads and tampons, you need to try the new iPad from Apple.

We don't know what the French have with talking booths, but they sure do anger easily!

Daddy tried the Apple-On-The-Head trick. It didn't work out.