Because you always wanted to see your apples kick mayo's smug ass.

Microsoft is a pretty popular punching bag these days in i-culture. Luckily while apple fanboys make these videos, Bill can dry his tears in his sacks of money.

Kathy Griffin has a new boyfriend and common logic would suggest he is a bridge troll or gay. Actually he created the Apple and loves his Datsun.

iGasm, a new iPod-powered vibrator, is pissing off Apple because its advertisements blatantly rip of the iPod brand. Maybe Steve Jobs would be less pissy if he got a little vibe-action in his life.

Conan O'Brien is a huge fan of Mac products, and recently promoted Apple's new iPhone on his show!

We have the perfect dating solution for that geek who's looking for love. Introducing Geek Harmony.

Forget pads and tampons, you need to try the new iPad from Apple.

Oh, this is the most challenging Pict-O-Band yet. Can you take the challenge? Or are you just a wimpy band geek?

This custom PC is so badass, you'll think you've died and gone to geek heaven!

Daddy tried the Apple-On-The-Head trick. It didn't work out.

Spin the reel, pick a letter and try to solve the puzzle. This edition is filled to the brim with bowties, pocket protectors and nerd love.

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