I'll be able to answer phones, get drunk, start wars, and do all the other things boy presidents do, don't worry about it.

Saying the first thing that comes to mind is always the right answer.

Your answer will be forwarded to Chris Hansen.

Many have speculated as to how Hayden Panettiere has not become addicted to sex, drugs and booze, the answer is she has a different addiction, eating the heads off babies.

What the Presidential candidates plan to do about the impending war against the machines is what we'd like to know.

Will Ferrell's new movie answers the age-old question, would you watch a movie about Ron Burgundy playing minor league basketball? What if we got you drunk first?

This picture was made for Perez Hilton's automated draw splooge around the mouth machine.

In theaters 1-18-08. Set in a separate storyline not related to the "Trailer Park Boys" Television show, but with the same lovable characters. The boys get arrested for robbing an ATM machine and spend 18 months in jail. When the get out, they decide to pull off "The Big Dirty" which is to steal a large amount of coins because they are untraceable and quit their life of crime forever.

The studio heads have answered the challenge of "well why don't you make the movies yourself if it's so easy". This is one of their many attempts.

Cyber skin removed, this is what Tom really looks like. No self respecting gay man should ever let himself get this fat. Queericide, it’s the only answer.

For those who ever wondered what they were missing by not being a gamer, the answer is apparently about 60 seconds.

This is the health industry's answer to sugary food? Cooking with ass batter? No thanks pooh, that’s one rumbly in my tumbly, we don’t want.

A classic bit from Rowan Atkinson's stand-up routine reminds us all stand-up can be great in spite of what Dane Cook has done to the art.

Maybe she wasn't entirely brain dead when she gave the answer heard 'round the net. Maybe she was just remembering how hot she looked in the bikini.

What happens when you mix a cloning machine, religious taboo, and someone with too much time on their hands? Offensive Art. Enjoy!

Tom & Katie boogied their butts off at the Beckhams "Welcome to America" party – apparently the chicken dance makes Tom sweat!

This guy "hacked" a Coke machine with his cell phone, making it dispense quarters and free water – but then revealed his trick!

And the answer is yes. You can has cheezburger.

The answer: yes.

Just 'cause you don't know the answer doesn't mean you can't speculate!