The Joe Francis/Jayde Nicole Security Footage

The Joe Francis/Jayde Nicole Security Footage

So you tell me. Does it look like Joe beat the crap out of Brody Jenner's girlfriend that one night at the club? Also, why does security footage always suck?

 

Jayde Nicole Is Hot for a Douchebag

Jayde Nicole Is Hot for a Douchebag

Sure she is hot. But she also dates Brody Jenner. That's why she's a douchebag.

 
 

Anna Faris Marries Some Fat Dude

Anna Faris Marries Some Fat Dude

You might have thought that Anna Faris would be perfect for you because she seems like a regular chick and she's funny and seems to be into fat dudes. Well, you're right. Except for the part about being into you...she's into the fat dude pictured above, who she married over the weekend.

 

Kate Hudson Serves Up Some Butt

Kate Hudson Serves Up Some Butt

Wonder whose butt would win in a game of tennis: Kate Hudson's or Anna Kournikova's?

 

Anna Kournikova Notices How Fat You've Gotten

Anna Kournikova Notices How Fat You've Gotten

Yes, Anna Kournikova is looking at your love handles and thinking she definitely doesn't want to bang you.

 

Anna Kournikova's Tramp Stamp

Anna Kournikova's Tramp Stamp

What does Anna Kournikova's tattoo mean? That you can never bang someone as hot as her.

 
 

Kate Beckinsale is a Roller Girl

Kate Beckinsale is a Roller Girl

The "Pharaoh's Tomb" takes a stab at recreating a famous Anna Karina scene from the French New Wave.

 

Anna Nicole's Baby Daddy Is Gay!

Anna Nicole's Baby Daddy Is Gay!

This week Philip Norris reports on Paris Hilton's brother, Gary Coleman and the writer's strike.

 

New Anna Nicole Smith Footage

New Anna Nicole Smith Footage

Geraldo, 9 year old witness, Fox News, Anna Nicole Smith, Clown Makeup, its the perfect storm of journalism.

 

Anna Nicole is Covered in Vomit

Anna Nicole is Covered in Vomit

These images of Mrs. Smith where released today accompanying claims she was nearly dead, covered in her own vomit, when they were taken.

 

Nicole Richie Is Pensive

Nicole Richie Is Pensive

Nicole Richie stops for a moment of reflection, while swimming in the oceans. Woman today have so many options, lets explore them all.

 

Anna Ferris Pees on Rumer Willis

Anna Ferris Pees on Rumer Willis

Anna Ferris wrangled up enough free time on the set of her new movie, to pee on Rumer Willis. In all honesty, we have NO IDEA what is going on here.

 

Clooney is Manorexic

Clooney is Manorexic

George Clooney is looking extra gaunt these days, and that gross tan isn't helping him look better or younger. Just say no to Nicole Richie!!

 

Nicole's *Shocking* BBQ Invite

Nicole's *Shocking* BBQ Invite

Nicole Richie sent a sarcastic yet caustic email invitation to her Memorial Day BBQ that demanded binge-drinking and anorexia at the bash. Later Mischa Barton passed out.

 

Nicole's Skinny Cover-Up

Nicole's Skinny Cover-Up

Nicole is looking dangerously thin again lately, and I've heard through a celebrity "doctor" that her stomach is bloated from malnutrition! O NOOOO!

 

Mischa Barton had an Accident

Mischa Barton had an Accident

That dumbass Mischa REALLY can't drive. First she got into a fender-bender with Nicole Richie's car, now this. Take away for keys!

 

IT OFFICIAL! BABYDADDY!

IT OFFICIAL! BABYDADDY!

Larry Birkhead has been named the father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter Dannielynn as a result of a paternity test today.

 

Star Jones is Nicole Richie

Star Jones is Nicole Richie

Here's a question: Was Al Reynolds gay before he married Star? Or did he just turn gay? (See picture)

 

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