If God was so smart, why did he design male genetalia to be 1) as low as it is and 2) totally unprotected. He gave turtles a hardshell and that animal is just about useless if you ask me. Humans created space shuttles, heavy metal music and Maury Povich. They should be protected, especially the itsty bitsy parts of them that makes babies. Such poor design decisions, God. If Steve Jobs was your boss you'd be totally fired.
Today, as Nancy Pelosi was walking somewhere and being important, a reporter following her totally crashed his balls into something that was not a Femaie Baby Incubator. Here's that video, and some others featuring guys who might not be able to get an erection anymore.
Reporter takes a dive. Woops.
We feel that the Japanese dudes featured in this video actually LOVE being hit in the crotch.
This guy's balls actually flew up through his stomach and out of his mouth, but you can't see it due to YouTube's crappy video quality.
Finally, these guys are true friends.
Crazy Animal Rights Commercial
If you're trying to get our attention, Crazy Animal Rights Group We've Never Heard Of, then it worked.
Super Psycho Sudoku: Volume 2
Sudoku is the puzzle game that everyone’s playing, but not the LiquidGeneration way. Our version of Sudoku is played the same way as the original game, but with cute, furry animals and killer dance music. This ain’t your grandma’s Sudoku!
What's Your Sexual Fetish?
Are you into feet? Stuffed animals? Monkeys? Well take this quiz and we'll tell you what your sexual fetish is!
Ellen's One Weakness
When she's not dancing like a fool, and rubbing it in that her girlfriend is hotter than yours, apparently Ellen is crying and telling people animals have "feelings".
Balloon Bikini Experiment
Picture yourself an awkward loner whose only talent is making balloon animals. Best thing to do: make amazingly intricate bikini out of balloons.
Robbers on High Street - Crown Victoria
Robbers On High Street have been kicking around the New York rock scene for a number of years now, but if you ask us they’re going to be a household name after the release of their latest record, Grand Animals, due out on July 24th. So yeah this is a sneak peek into what the album has in store, and you heard it at Live at LG first!
Squirrel Catapult
These animal-haters made a catapult to get rid of a pesky squirrel. So hard to watch! Yet I can't look away!
Animal Costume Video - "Get Your Hopes Up"
The video for Hard Place's song 'Get Your Hopes Up' is so weird... it's like 'Hungry Like the Wolf' meets Robot Chicken.
Tiger Attack
Extreme Animal! A tiger comes out of nowhere to attack a dude on an elephant! Nature's EXTREME!
Kate Couric Loves Pigeons
Okay, we get it. You love animals, especially flying rats. Katie, you look stupid.
Animals In Heat
Here is one of the worst and most embarrassing animations we’ve ever made. Animals talk about sex! Hilarious!
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