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10 Animal Attacks Caught On Tape

By: LG Staff
January 06 2010, 7:17 AM


It's so adorable when animals attack humans. The way they tear at the flesh and their skulls. So cute.

 

10 Animal Attacks Caught on Tape

10 Animal Attacks Caught on Tape

Does anyone else remember the Fox show, ‘When Animals Attack?’ That was some good television!

 
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Tiger Woods and Obama Are BFFs 4 LYFE

By: LG Staff
December 09 2009, 8:34 AM

So Golf Digest got themselves into quite an awesome predicament. It seems their January issue features both Tiger Woods AND Barack Obama on the cover - together. They're practically humping each other. Really. This a great thing for Tiger. Appearing on the cover with Obama makes him appear like he's getting his stuff together, you know, hangin' out with the Commander in Chief, totally not hooking up with chicks as he's playing a round of golf. But it's a bad thing for Obama. Who wants to appear with a dude who's banged a third rate porn star? We would, but we're sleazy like that. Anyway, we want to make Obama's problem worse. Here are the new Golf Digest covers we came up with featuring the two BFFs.

 

 

 

(click here to see the third cover after the jump)

 
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Ball Busting Vids Will Make You Impotent

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 09 2009, 3:31 PM

If God was so smart, why did he design male genetalia to be 1) as low as it is and 2) totally unprotected. He gave turtles a hardshell and that animal is just about useless if you ask me. Humans created space shuttles, heavy metal music and Maury Povich. They should be protected, especially the itsty bitsy parts of them that makes babies. Such poor design decisions, God. If Steve Jobs was your boss you'd be totally fired.

Today, as Nancy Pelosi was walking somewhere and being important, a reporter following her totally crashed his balls into something that was not a Femaie Baby Incubator. Here's that video, and some others featuring guys who might not be able to get an erection anymore.

 

Reporter takes a dive. Woops.

 

We feel that the Japanese dudes featured in this video actually LOVE being hit in the crotch.

 

This guy's balls actually flew up through his stomach and out of his mouth, but you can't see it due to YouTube's crappy video quality.

 

Finally, these guys are true friends.

 

 
 

UFC Fighter Dry Humps Reporter

UFC Fighter Dry Humps Reporter

She was asking for it, right? RIGHT, GUYS!?! RIGHT!?! WHO'S WITH ME? *crickets*

 

Crazy Animal Rights Commercial

Crazy Animal Rights Commercial

If you're trying to get our attention, Crazy Animal Rights Group We've Never Heard Of, then it worked.

 

Michael Jackson Sleepover Kit

Michael Jackson Sleepover Kit

Get the Michael Jackson sleepover experience, without all that tiresome dry-humping.

 

Super Psycho Sudoku: Volume 2

Super Psycho Sudoku: Volume 2

Sudoku is the puzzle game that everyone’s playing, but not the LiquidGeneration way. Our version of Sudoku is played the same way as the original game, but with cute, furry animals and killer dance music. This ain’t your grandma’s Sudoku!

 

Peter Griffin Torture Chamber

Peter Griffin Torture Chamber

It's time to torture Peter Griffin from Family Guy! You can hump his chin later!

 

What's Your Sexual Fetish?

What's Your Sexual Fetish?

Are you into feet? Stuffed animals? Monkeys? Well take this quiz and we'll tell you what your sexual fetish is!

 

S&M Kitty

S&M Kitty

First there's the turtle that humps shoes, now there's a kitty who likes to be spanked. Weird world, dude.

 

Soccer Fan Dry Humps Reporter

Soccer Fan Dry Humps Reporter

Wow. We thought all soccer fans were stupid. Apparently not!

 

Monkey Rides A Segway

Monkey Rides A Segway

Animal cruelty or animal hilarity? Either way we win.

 

Animal Friendship

Animal Friendship

When you're having a bad day, watch this video to make everything alright.

 

Heigl Has Humps

Heigl Has Humps

"Oh hi, are you taking a picture of me? Sure is a weird time to take a picture of me, all awkwardly bent over, not smiling and such...oh you can see down my shirt? Wonderful."

 

Fergie Flips For Heart

Fergie Flips For Heart

Even doing flips, shaking your humps, and pissing your pants will not impress the ladies that wrote "Barracuda"(known now as "chick song from Guitar Hero III").

 

Ellen's One Weakness

Ellen's One Weakness

When she's not dancing like a fool, and rubbing it in that her girlfriend is hotter than yours, apparently Ellen is crying and telling people animals have "feelings".

 

Balloon Bikini Experiment

Balloon Bikini Experiment

Picture yourself an awkward loner whose only talent is making balloon animals. Best thing to do: make amazingly intricate bikini out of balloons.

 

Robbers on High Street - Crown Victoria

Robbers on High Street - Crown Victoria

Robbers On High Street have been kicking around the New York rock scene for a number of years now, but if you ask us they’re going to be a household name after the release of their latest record, Grand Animals, due out on July 24th. So yeah this is a sneak peek into what the album has in store, and you heard it at Live at LG first!