In this month's Playboy Magazine, supernerd James Cameron said he designed his female Avatar aliens with breasts, even though they're not placental mammals (don't worry, we have no idea what that means either!). Since the movie cost around $500 million and it's in 3D, we can only hope that those boobs are so amazing they pop out of the screen and punch us in the face so hard they give us a black eye. We hope! But what if they aren't? Whose computer generated/animated boobs will you fall back on?
We've always been partial to Angelina Jolie in Beowulf, which you probably didn't see because the movie sucked. But damn, look! They even made her eyes look like she wants nothing to do with us, just like in real life!
Do you have any favorite computer generated characters? Share in the comments. Watch our 10 Sexiest Cartoon Characters if you need a little help deciding.
Kelly Ripa's Stomach Is Gross
Is that a penis or alien growing out of Kelly Ripa's stomach? Please, let us know, at it will help decide how hard we want to hurl.
Kate's Golden Ass
Kate Hudson is playing a homeless hooker Jedi space alien in her new film, finally a role she can really identify with.
Wacky Japanese Symbols
No it's not a comic strip of an alien taking over a body. These are actual cues of who to give your seat up to on the the subway.
Alien Stomach
Tara has the most repulsive stomach in the world. It's like one of those creatures from "Alien Nation"
The Alien Prophecy
Learn more about The Alien Prophecy from Mass Effect, the latest game on the XBox 360.
Lip-sync Spice
The Spice girls continue their "comeback" tour and started it off with a lip-sync spectacular this weekend. Posh didn’t even sing, she just stood there and looked like an alien.
Talien Nation
Tyra Banks has gone crazy. Either she has hired David LaChapelle for her new photo shoot or she is trying to bring back Alien Nation, the TV show.
Alien Salad
The Alien vs. Predator sequel is going to totally suck. Alien has turned into a wussy vegetarian salad.
Scientology Punishes Katie!
Katie Holmes is reportedly being punished by the "church" of Sciencrappery for not abiding by their alien overlords rules! No, Katie, NOOOOO!
Anna Nicole's Final Movie
"Illegal Aliens" is as big of a B-movie as you can get. And Chyna Doll's performance is worthy of a John Waters film!
Suck My News Weekly: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Create Alien Baby
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
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Movie Poster Game: 52: Alien Infestation
Buy your tickets, get your candy, turn off your cellphones and stuff your face full of popping corn. It’s time to play the Movie Poster Game!
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