VIDEOS
Another example that alcohol and slippery floors don't mix well.
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10/23/2009
PHOTOS
Just kidding. We don't know if Lohan does meth, she probably doesn't. But we certainly know she has a meth face, which is the WORST kind of face if you're going to have any face at all.
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10/22/2009
VIDEOS
If you're going to get more alcohol, make sure your body can actually handle more alcohol.
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10/13/2009
GAMES
Take the quiz to see if you're going to end up a drunken wreck like Amy Winehouse.
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10/12/2009
GAMES
We show you a celebrity rap sheet, you have to guess who committed the crimes.
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9/14/2009
ANIMATIONS
Here's a commercial for Lindsay Lohan's My Buddy Lesbian Playset. It comes with a real-looking Samantha Ronson doll and a place to hold your cocaine!
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9/7/2009
VIDEOS
In addition to saying no to smoking, drugs, alcohol and sex, you should say no to After School Specials.
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8/27/2009
ANIMATIONS
See how Lindsay Lohan's mom and little sister react when she brings home her lesbian lover, Samantha Ronson.
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3/11/2009
PHOTOS
Who would have known that fat Italian plumber would be a relationship expert?
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1/28/2009
PHOTOS
But now she'll give you AIDS.
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1/9/2009