Kim Kardashian gets on her knees and puts her butt in the air and you take a picture of her from the front?!?! For shame Mr. Photographer, for shame.

In what is most likely "the greatest athletic competition you never knew existed", Martin & Charlie Sheen play basketball against Michael Jordan way back in 1988.

You're not the only computer that comes in a mysterious manila envelope, Macbook Air.

Does this make Michael Jordan, Lex Luthor?

Networks should seriously consider airing Japanese television during the strike. MXC is not enough.

Eli may live to play again this week but he and Peyton both lost when this ad for the "DSRL" aired on national television.

There's just something so natural about Heidi Montag in this picture. Maybe it's her breasts or just the way she's posing like no one is looking but she just seems real.

Adopted, we are assuming. Never the less sharing genetic intelligence. Look at those "slow" eyes.

When the last episode of The Office this year airs, thanks to the writers strike, hopefully this song from Jan about her "cat" will keep you warm.

Land vs. Air, Army vs. Air Force, it is truly an epic battle.

This probably won't help John Madden get on a plane anytime soon.

The world got a little smaller and stranger this weekend as a World of Warcraft inspired Toyota commercial aired during college football games.

This interview of Vanessa Hudgens aired yesterday on the Tyra Banks show. The irony of what comes out of the amateur nude model's mouth is amazing.

This is all it takes to win the World Championship of Air Guitar? Ochi Yosuke won the 2007 crown with an Offspring backing track and an ugly tiger sweater.

Here's the gorilla-Phil Collins-Cadbury chocolate mash-up you've been waiting for. What you weren't expecting this? Well the Internet says you're welcome anyways.

Put your hands in the air where we can see them, so that we may also see your boobs.

Professional skater Jake Browne tears some major track and then pulls off, an unheard of 720. Only to fly into the air and fall 50 feet to the ground. Ouch!

The full intro song to the Fresh Prince of Bel Air apparently only aired in the first few episodes. See exactly how he went from his momma telling him "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air" to whistling for a cab in Hollywood.

When Hooters Air failed, they sold their fleer of planes to an old-people nudist resort. Then some creep took a photo.

When Jordan was younger, her huge knockers were once slightly less vomit-inducing, and her face was slightly less wrecked. Oh how times have changed.