Assless Swimwear Fashion

Assless Swimwear Fashion

Swimmer Ricky Berens accidentally split his uniform at the Fina World Championship in Rome. Or he just trying to use the swimming pool as a giant toilet. Who knows?

 

Video Whoose Boobs: Swimming Boobs

Video Whoose Boobs: Swimming Boobs

Boobs stay afloat by doing the breaststroke – in video!

 

10 Funniest Adult Swim Cartoons

10 Funniest Adult Swim Cartoons

The Venture Bros., Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and all the best cartoons from Adult Swim.

 

Some Fat Dude Tries to Steal Hilary Duff

Some Fat Dude Tries to Steal Hilary Duff

Just yesterday some fat dude tried to run off with Hilary Duff as she was swimming the ocean. Luckily, he later realized she wasn't a hamburger.

 

Alba Sucks a Blow Pop

Alba Sucks a Blow Pop

What adult just sucks a lollipop like that in public? The kind who is pregnant and afraid they will no longer be a sex symbol, that's who.

 

The Savages Trailer

The Savages Trailer

In theaters 11-28-07. An irreverent look at life, love and mortality – through the lens of one of the most surreal experiences facing American families: when adult siblings are plucked from their everyday, ordinary, self-centered lives to care for an estranged elderly parent. There is a moment in everyone's life when childhood ends and adulthood begins, for Jon and Wendy Savage that moment is now.

 

Well crap…

Well crap…

This is why swimming with dolphins is never a good idea. Just what the hell are you supposed to do when you find out your idiot wife signed you up for the wrong "experience"?

 

Nicole Richie Is Pensive

Nicole Richie Is Pensive

Nicole Richie stops for a moment of reflection, while swimming in the oceans. Woman today have so many options, lets explore them all.

 

Southland Tales Trailer

Southland Tales Trailer

In theaters 11-9-07. Southland Tales is an ensemble piece set in the futuristic landscape of Los Angeles on July 4, 2008, as it stands on the brink of social, economic and environmental disaster. Boxer Santaros is an action star who's stricken with amnesia. His life intertwines with Krysta Now, an adult film star developing her own reality television project, and Ronald Taverner, a Hermosa Beach police officer who holds the key to a vast conspiracy.

 

I'm Swimming Y'all

I'm Swimming Y'all

Britney got drunk and topless after shooting a "video". Her assistant arranged for her to make out with an extra. He sold the pictures to pay for the doctor's visit the next day.

 

PingPing Meets Bao Xishun

PingPing Meets Bao Xishun

PingPing, the world's shortest adult got to meet Bao Xishun, the world's tallest man. Then they made sweet, sweet love.

 

Synth Coke

Synth Coke

"Synthetic Coke" was a vial of fake cocaine that was once available in "adult" stores. Here's a commercial for it from New York. Party!

 

Boobie Pacifier

Boobie Pacifier

Sure to relax even the fussiest of adult men.

 

Sexy Dora

Sexy Dora

Looks like Dora's going to be Exploring some more *adult* places!

 

Minor Matchmaker

Minor Matchmaker

Finally, adults can be paired up with eligible minors! Coming up next -- NAMBLA's LavaLife!

 

Agitated Kangaroo

Agitated Kangaroo

Children's shows are the perfect place for weird mascots, ugly adults and violent, blood-hungry kangaroos.

 

Fat Diver

Fat Diver

Some fat people were never meant to fly...or swim.

 

Movie Poster Game: 68: Swimming Movies

Movie Poster Game: 68: Swimming Movies

Buy your tickets, get your candy, turn off your cellphones and stuff your face full of popping corn. It’s time to play the Movie Poster Game!

 

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