10 Commercials Before They Were Stars

10 Commercials Before They Were Stars

Before fame, many actors find work filming commercials. Unfortunately, we found a few of the funniest ones and put them together.

 

In Memoriam: Actors We Think Are Dead

In Memoriam: Actors We Think Are Dead

Just in time for the Oscars, here’s a look at all of the actors we think died this year.

 

Athlete's Hot Wives

Athlete's Hot Wives

We all know rock stars and actors got hot chicks, but athletes? Holy crap!

 
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About Liquid Generation

By: liquidadmin
January 01 2009, 2:38 PM

About Us

 

Liquid Generation has been corrupting the internet since 2000. We make funny, irreverent entertainment for web junkies and procrastinators of all types. From cartoons to videos, from games to online pranks, we do it all and we do it awesome.

Whenever you’re alone. Whenever you want to avoid work. Whenever you have no one to hug.

Liquid Generation is here to serve you.

We Love You,

Liquid Generation

P.S. You can write to us at talkback@liquidgeneration.com

 

Talk to LG


We at Liquid Generation love it when friends, family, and personal enemies write to us with suggestions on how to make this website better. You should also feel free to email us if you find anything on the website that’s confusing, missing, spelled incorrectly, or just doesn’t work. We will promptly bring the wrongdoer out to the woods behind our office and shoot them to death.

However, if you just think that one of our animations, games or videos sucks, just keep those niceties to the comment section in each feature, loser.

You can email us at Talkback@liquidgeneration.com

 

Our Team

Tyrese – Imperial Warlord

Tyrese Abdul Salaam Mohammad is Liquid Generation’s Imperial Warlord. Not much is known about His Excellency, except that he’s evaded numerous attempts on his life by the rival warlords that once roamed the dangerous streets in his hometown of Highland Park, IL. Now in California, Tyrese enjoys bonsai gardening and yo-yo dieting.

Email: tyrese@liquidgeneration.com

Slippy Jenkins – Head Writer

Slippy Jenkins is the Head Writer at Liquid Generation. His responsibilities include the writing of things that are funny, as well as making sure that everything that goes up on Liquid Generation doesn’t suck. He and the LG creative team have been responsible for hundreds of popular cartoons, games and online tchotckies that have been seen by millions of people around the world and featured in the Chicago Sun-Times, Entertainment Weekly, Maxim Magazine, US Weekly, Defamer, Best Week Ever, G4TV, CNN, and one of his mother’s favorite “trash mags” Star Magazine, among others. He would like you to know that the previous sentence sounds really good when justifying his trade of penis & fart jokes to friends, family and potential girlfriends. Slippy Jenkins would also like you to know that his LG Sabotage screams are the direct result of pure talent and not of any vocal steroids, alcohol, street drugs, or other performance enhancers.

Slippy Jenkins currently lives in Los Angeles with his Roomba.

Email: slippyjenkins@liquidgeneration.com

Monkey - Creative Director

Monkey began his illustrious career on the Internet by freelancing as a web designer. He was well known for creating some of the gaudiest self-serving Flash sites on all of the internets. He quickly joined the ranks of LG when they were headed in the direction of a Teen Portal. Soon after, Monkey and the other early members of LG realized that a Teen Portal was not the direction they should be going in, they should be making funny animations and games. Monkey’s illustration talents soon came into play and he began illustrating and animating for LG. Monkey soon realized that his years as a failed musician could also come in handy. He applied his talents to making LG’s famous PopToons -- the internet’s most sought after animated music videos starring celebrities. But, Monkey had another talent that his mother didn’t even tell him about: voiceover acting. Ever since he found out the he was one of the most talented voice actors to hit the “web stage,” he began doing most of the voices on the site, and continues to do so to this day. Monkey loves long walks on the beach, and bragging about his title of Liquid Generation’s own Creative Director.

Email: themonkey@liquidgeneration.com

Helga Mohammed el-Salami – Chief Technology Officer

Helga Mohammed el-Salami, Secretary of Email Defense, Code Bitch, pre-operative transsexual.

Mr./Ms. el-Salami was an early convert to the Internet Revolution when, somewhere over a decade ago, he/she stole the source code from an early web page and boldly changed the header text. Since then, he/she has stolen code from tens of thousands of sources and appropriated it for Liquid Generation’s nefarious purposes. Some may have even been yours.

Several years ago, Mr./Ms. el-Salami had been charged with maintaining visitor satisfaction by serving as Liquid Generation’s email liaison. A job that, if judging by the volume of anger flowing through the mailroom, he/she has not been doing all that well

In his/her spare time, which we desperately try to minimize, Mr./Ms. el-Salami enjoys reading books and memorizing the Koran although he/she has had a hard time reconciling the teachings of the prophet with his/her desire to be the first trans-gendered lesbian. But regardless of his/her personal hurdles, Helga Mohammed el-Salami remains a soul seduced by the Internet’s romance. And its pornography.





 

Christopher Walken Quotes

Christopher Walken Quotes

Mr. Walken is one of the most quotable actors of our time. He’s also one of the most snazziest dancers.

 

The Spanish Fly's Interview with Movie Star Efren Ramirez

The Spanish Fly's Interview with Movie Star Efren Ramirez

This week the Spanish Fly interviews actor Efren Ramirez. Don’t know who he is? Yes you do. He played Pedro in Napoleon Dynamite. Watch him discuss his new movie Crank -- and his ding-dong!

 

Hellboy on Inside The Actor's Studio

Hellboy on Inside The Actor's Studio

James Lipton knows method acting when he sees it.

 

Tropic Thunder Trailer

Tropic Thunder Trailer

In theaters 8-15-08. Through a series of freak occurrences, a group of actors shooting a big-budget war movie are forced to become the soldiers they are portraying.

 
 

K-Fed Acts Successful

K-Fed Acts Successful

K-Fed is a trained method actor who draws on his experiences of putting Britney down.

 

James Franco May Smoke Weed

James Franco May Smoke Weed

It's debatable, he may just be a method actor, guy plays a stoner in almost everything.

 

WYR: Corny Cancelled Characters

WYR: Corny Cancelled Characters

Out of work actors are desperate for your approval! It’s Who’d You Rather time!

 

Sleuth Trailer

Sleuth Trailer

In theaters 10-12-07. On his sprawling country estate, an aging writer, Michael Caine, matches wits with the struggling actor, Jude Law, who has stolen his wife's heart.

 

Actor Almost Chokes

Actor Almost Chokes

Reason number 57 why being an actor sucks: when you for real die everyone laughs and thinks your faking it.

 

Whud'Ya Know? Christopher Walken

Whud'Ya Know? Christopher Walken

In this week’s pop culture test, we ask you questions about creepy actor Christopher Walken!

 

McConaughey Makeout

McConaughey Makeout

Matthew McConaughey is an actor who gets paid to make out with bikini babes on the beach.

 

Manitee from Conan O'Brien

Manitee from Conan O'Brien

The manitee from Cocan O'Brien meets Inside the Actor's Studio's James Lipton. Weeeeiird.

 

Keepin' It Short

Keepin' It Short

This week’s quiz is about movies involving short actors or characters. And it’s about short people. Aren’t short people funny?

 

Leonardo DiCrapio

Leonardo DiCrapio

Leonardo DiCrapio is one of the most talented actors of our time. But how much do you know about his crappy life?

 

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