Sometimes when you gotta go, you gotta go… on a fountian, next to some tourists.

This reminds me of that Janet Jackson 'Rolling Stone' cover. Only a lot more wholesome!

Isn't she the cutest? I'd like to take a shower with her!!!

Jesus is such a good sport.

Mister Rogers gets a visit from his old buddy, the cop. They soak their feet and the cop sings a song about love. AWWKWAAAAAARD.

Newscasters are prime targets for juvenile pranks. Guess who's getting hit with a double-whammy!

I'm sure he got bitched out by a sassy queen for giving in to wearing "sensible" shoes.

Even on the train, Japanese men have a strategy for getting an eyeful of panty. Klassy.

"Well, I know he can climb a mountain, and he's more special than other people that climb mountains, so… what?"

The Snowman Liberation Front has a message for humanity. Snowmen are like angels. Thank you.

This dudes watches in amazement as his girlfriend takes a banana like a true champ!

Have you ever played this new music game? We show you pictures, you put them together and then you're a rock star. Play this while you're avoiding your family during Christmas.

This Texas birth record seems to prove that Beyonce Giselle Knowles was born in 1974, making her 32, not 25 like she claims.

This truck may only be a semi, but is fully pimped-out. Who needs trucker speed when you have 2,500,000 watts of neon keeping you awake!

In this photo released by the Glendale Police Department, Nicole Richie's booking mug shot is seen after her arrest early Monday, Dec. 11, 2006, for investigation of driving under the influence of alcohol, in Glendale, Calif. California Highway Patrol officers took the 25-year-old daughter of pop singer Lionel Richie into custody without incident after she failed a field sobriety test, CHP Officer Todd Workman said.

The Video Game Awards just happened, and since the actual awards show sucked, here's a little quiz that will test your knowledge of games that have very little to do with awards.

I’m dreaming of a Black Christmas, thanks to these boobs!

At Christmas everybody’s got a little soul.

Landon Pigg brought his guitar over to our studio and played a couple of intimate songs for us that we still can’t get out of our heads. This is the first song he played, called “Eggshells,” and look for more on the site soon.

The Village Green stopped by our studios and lived up to their name by giving us a pretty amazing acoustic cover of the Kinks’ classic “Waterloo Sunset.”