Okay it's just a puppy. But he's napping on a water bottle and it's so freakin' cute I just crapped my pants.

There's only a few more days left till Christmas, do you know where your boobs are?

Maybe you were too busy doing speed to notice the finer things in the fast lane, but we’ll give you the benefit of the doubt. Bust this pop quiz and we’ll let you off with a warning.

The Furniture Guy does all his own stunts. And wears a mean leather jacket.

Casper the Friendly Ghost's brother is Jasper. And he's a douchebag.

Learn how to kill your wealthy, elderly husband with just a few seductive dance moves!

The only thing harder than being black in Aspen is being Irish in Kuala Lumpur.

The magic of abuse, over-eating, over-drinking and smoking (plus a little help from our friend Photoshop) tranforms this good-looking hipster into a slob. Wild!

MadTV has its own take on the SNL-inspired "Studio 60" -- and thank god this version's a lot sexier!

For just singles a day you can make a difference in these girls' lives. Won't you sponsor a stripper today?

Bizarre Canadian cooking show clip features a Québécois man fainting while speaking. Too French for you?

Palpatine can be so cruel… who knew Vader was such a whiny little bitch?

Introducing the most fascinating music-based picture game of this century. You see pictures and match them together to form band names. Awesomeness.

You remember this song, but do you remember the video? Of course not. Watch it and then try to get the song out of your head while pounding edd nog shooters with your grampa.

Britney, when will you learn that we want pizza on a PLATE, not on your FACE!

Note to self: when catching a ride on back of boyfriend's crotch rocket, don't wear a mini-skirt, and don't EVER wear a g-string!

Now I KNOW this has to be a fake photo -- they're BOTH eating, at the same time??

Isn't Mariah just darling in her wooly mammoth outfit??

I bet you didn't notice there was a beach behind her!

When trying to impress a hot chick, always overdo it to the point of pissing her off.