Watch Kanye West make an argument for why he should win a Grammy Award. This guy is a total douche bag.

This commercial makes a great argument for population control.

Kids, this is what happens when you snort too much cocaine off a dead hooker's ass.

Now that it’s winter, we like to see celebrities that are all warm and cozy. Plus, sweater mittens are sexy.

This week Jessica and Nick call it quits, President Bush gives a hilarious speech and Vince Vaughn is a drunk!

Our exploration of fascinating Asians continues this week with an awesome freestyle performance by a Chinese rapper.

Do not watch this video if you want to sleep tonight. This is probably the most disturbing dance since "The Carlton" on Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

When swearing on live television, always remember to wash your mouth out with soap.

Do you ever get Santa or Grandpas mixed up? We do, and that’s why we decided to kill Santa. Kidding!

President George W. Bush is trapped when he tries to run away from a reporter. Wimp.

Those crazy asians are at it again, this time with a rendition of a Backstreet Boys song.

This week Americans celebrate Thanksgiving, but even more important they celebrate the new Xbox 360. We’re there to tell you about it.

Nothing looks hotter than a pair of giant funbags that don’t really exist.

Want to make your friend believe that they are being drafted into service by the United States Military? Well now you can with this easy and socially irresponsible email prank.

This week Kanye West discusses his homophobia, Wal-Mart hires illegals, 50 Cent teaches us how to read, and Michael Jackson uses the women’s bathroom.

Sometimes boobs need a little support, and sometimes support is very, very sexy.

Watch your grandma play video games. She is so hot, and she swears like a sailor, too!

Britney Spears is NOT a nice person and this video proves it. She should burn in hell, we say! Burn!

This baby is going to grow up to worship the devil.

It's official. Some people have a fetish for dead people.