Hello and Welcome to Whoose Boobs, the only online boob game that can ride safely through a boobie stampede!

Haley wrecked his car, Snakes switched to trains, and there’s no privacy at the sperm bank. Philip Norris is your man, although he’s too much of a pussy to go to the Middle East right now.

Ah, so that's the secret sauce on those McRibs!

Yes babe. Some of your parts are better (than the fat parts)

Well, kid -- how did the doggy's doodoo taste? We'd love to know!

Everytime you read a Chuck Norris fact somebody thinks you're a loser.

If this guy dried to suck down our girl's drink, we'd deliver him a nuckle sandwich.

This is not actually puke. It's a child birth that went totally wrong! Woops!

Never was there a game more challenging than Porn Star or Pop Star. It has porn, it has pop -- it's just a damn sexy game.

With so many people on Myspace , it can be easy to get lost in the crowd of crazies and drift away into abandoned profile world. Take this quiz, find out your true Myspace personality and post it on your page so other users can know what you’re all about!

Will K-Fed’s alleged cheating be the straw that breaks the crying, pregnant camel’s back?

Ever since Ann Kournikova became a star, we have no problem admitting we're a bunch of communists.

You've seent he Zidane head butt footage, but have you seen all of it? This is a compilation of the internet's best CGI'd Zidane footage.

The only reason we're posting this Beyonce video is now that she's lost weight, she is super SUPER hot.

Watch a Fox Reporter get shot at by Israilis soldiers! Goodtimes in the Middle East! When is your next family vacation there?

Watch two of the world's hottest stranded hotties fight on a island -- Gilligan's Island!@

Watch this guy mistake a butterfly for a horse. Yes, you've read that right. Home shopping hosts are geniuses!

Nothing is hotter than watching a bunch of Islamic chicks get their freak on under their Burkas.

A dude calls a restaurant and pretends he's Christopher Walken. Hilarity ensues.

This kid soooo wants to be a White Supremacist