This little guy is waaay too good to be a lowly subway performer. Get this guy on Hollywood Boulevard, stat!

A unanimous jury selected the new logo. How will Firefox users respond? Sexily.

Awards shows suck: the stuff you want to win never does, and frickin’ DiCaprio always ends up taking home a prize. Well don’t worry your pretty little face, this is the first annual Booth Babes Awards, and that means EVERYONE wins.

Tracy Morgan was going to make a "Jackass"-type movie, but he's too black to do all those stupid, crazy stunts!

Watch one family’s attempt at annoying the crap out of their neighbors, and making sure their electricity bill is higher than a Las Vegas casino.

Santa Clause returns this year with a slightly different image – not he's straight gangster! Looks like Christmas at Tony Soprano's house!

Chad Vader has a hard time gaining his employees respect. It's like that show "10 Items or Less" but funny.

Dancing on tables can be fun and sexy – but if you're a reality TV skank make sure the countertop is wiped off beforehand. (Just a word to the wise.)

These girls have been very, VERY good this year! Santa's got a present for them to unwrap!!

A Rube Goldberg-esque seasonal illustration! Merry Christmas!

It's amazingly easy to take out Frosty the Snowman. He cries like a little bitch.

Don't give your kid a lightsaber for Christmas. You won't live to regret it!

Sure you could buy this present for a friend, but wouldn't you rather just insult his taste in music?

Believe it or not, this costume is entirely homemade.

In 2004, LiquidGeneration had a holiday party and the result was this drunken video.

This year, Santa's got a different way of handling the "naughty" children on his list.

Ey, mon. Me dog no got de ganja todaay. He too busy cleanin' me kitchen floor like a mop! He de best!

They're in search of the perfect deli meat, to make a huge, sexy sandwich.

Okay it's just a puppy. But he's napping on a water bottle and it's so freakin' cute I just crapped my pants.

When you crack open this piñata, little US Army men fall out! Let's inspect it for WMDs!