This thing looks so much more fun than a segway.

Awww. This cute little puppy ate all of your kids. Adorable!

What kind of asshat accidently throws away his World Cup Tickets? Are all Germans this stupid?

Is a little Donald Trump on your kid's reading list this summer?

Here's an art house short film of Paris Hilton. It's so David Lynch dude. Totally. Indie till we die.

We wonder if this guy has a bad ear wax problem.

Nothing looks sexier than a Japanese man in horse underwear.

You know you shouldn't do crack when a chronic masturbater tells you so.

See what happens when a baseball coach loses his mind and throws a fit on the baseball field.

Watch what happens on the Maury Povich show when a girl who is scared of pickles confronts a plate of -- pickles!

Here's an inspirational video of sorts from a guy named Matt. He travelled the world and he danced. Yep.

Director Vincent Gallo put Paris Hilton in a microwave and all he got was this stinkin' video.

Here's a sports news commentator who claims that he's not a big gay guy. We don't believe him!

She's a puppet. She's a little girl. She'll freak you out if you watch this alone, in the dark, without your woobee.

Sometimes these Japanese videos can be pretty weird, but a lot of the time they can be damn sexy. Check out this Japanese girl wearing something -- well, sexy!

Check out all the sexy woman who attended this year's World Cup. We're officially moving to Europe.

Christopher Reeve has a lot of advice for the new Superman Brandon Routh. Fun fact: It might have something to do with making Superman’s bulge bigger.

This guy doesn't really look 18. Maybe eating underwear ages a person. Who knows?

Welcome to the Tranny Shop! We have shemales and transvestites of all shapes and sizes!

If you’re always dropping your baby and your husband is a total douche bag, there’s only one man to call – The Manny! Join Britney Spears, Kevin Federline and the new man in her life, The Manny, in this new animated sitcom!