Britney blasts out her second baby, The Pope blasts Islam and Madonna blasts off. Philip Norris knows it all – because he’s not a stupid woman.

It’s Pirate week. Celebrate by stealing a friend’s computer and playing this game.

Yo ho! Yo ho! A boobie’s life for me. GO PIRATE BOOBIES GO!

Who doesn’t know how to take a shot of flaming alcohol?

Mentos song put to a clip of Bloodsport! Bloodtastic!

Would you like some porn with your Big Mac?

We don't find anything -- ANYTHING -- wrong with this thong. It is an awesome thong.

A beautiful montage of stupid stunts. Watch this with cheese and wine and a hot date!

Monkey in a trunk for security = awesome!

Where is the score card for the old lady in a wheel chair?

You know how bad you felt about Steve Irwin dying? Well prepare to feel a lot worse.

See if you can find it a fat intern doll for it to play with.

Someone give the horsies a cold shower.

Congratulations! You've just landed a job as the assistant to a Big Time Hollywood Producer! What better way to spend your first day on the job than to sit at your desk and slack off at work!

The Hunter’s no more, Suri is adored, and Paris is a drunken whore. Philip Norris delivers the stories, but not via a C-Section.

Nothing is cuddlier than a cute kitten doing what kittens do best – acting cute! After watching this video you’ll be cleared of all your sins!

Awwww! How adorable. He’s coming down from a coke trip.

Jessica bangs John Meyer, Israel’s bombs explode, and a polygamist leader blasts off to jail. Philip Norris has the stories – and he’s completely un-Photoshopped.

Whoose Boobs walks the red carpet with televisions finest.

Stephen Colbert in an epic battle with an internet fan favorite. Who will win?