Go Slinky go! Poetry in motion! It's the music that gets you, perfectly suited to its subject, not grandiose at all. This viewer, however, is partial to the quieter moments when one can make out the faint, steady, tap of each valiant Slinky flip... But seriously, it's kinda impressive. Watch out for the surprise ending... not.

This is no doubt from seeing all those television shows that depict pistol whipping as glamorous and sexy.

Here's the FAT KID NINJA's first vlog. Get his game by going to the iTunes App Store right now and search for FAT KID NINJA. Help him destroy the vegetables!

Makes for one hell of an airshow.

A bad idea for participant and viewers.

No problem for this guy.

The inevitable autotune remix.

Let's hear it for Honda.

Released from their winter housing for the first time.

Stand strong and destroy the vegetables. Available for your iPhone now on the App Store. http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/fat-kid-ninja/id472831642?mt=8

At least for this cat.

For the Darwin Awards.

I would kill for one of these.

Prepare for the horror.

What dogs do do.

The grudge match we've all been waiting for.

At this, point, the smartest thing to do is make a run for it.

For this lucky pooch.

Poor guy, can't turn his back on his food for a second.

Wait for it!!!!