Can you tell the difference between a cheesehead and a deadhead? We can’t because we suck.

This week Hooters Casino opens in Las Vegas, a Full House actress is addicted to crystal meth, and there’s a Superbowl game or something.

These musicians (if you even want to call them that) sound like Velveeta. And that’s not a good thing.

Watch what happens when people think a car is going to hit them. Almost dying is hilarious.

Japanese Girls look adorable when their about to be mauled by a bear.

This is almost as creepy as the Trainspotting baby. Weirdness!

This game is just like the real Tetris, but with a fat kid.

We though we’d do the world some good and offer you the complete and uncensored Paris Hilton Sex Tape.

How ever do you develop such sexy talent?

If you haven’t seen the Colin Farrell Sex Tape, now is your chance. And please note: No blowup dolls were harmed in this video, only humped.

The Flintstones used to endorse Winston cigarettes. Guess they'll be hearing from my lawyer, now that I have lung cancer!

Looks like Quentin Tarantino was right. Top Gun is really about two gay fighter pilots.

Video game graphics are so good these days it looks like they can just pop out from the television and grab your balls.

When this kid grows up he wants to be smart.

This week Bush will address the nation, Google loves the communists, Joaquin Phoenix almost dies, Chris Penn does die, and Clay Aiken is gay.

These boobs may or may not have been a football correspondent.

‘Tis the season for Gays and Cowboys. But can you really tell the difference?

It would be nice if all companies were like this, especially with the lesbians.

These boobs were not only made for walking, they were made for showing our perverted eyes.

One gay man does the impossible and touches Scarlett Johansson's breasts