This first thing I thought when I first saw the pink iPod was, "wow, if this could only be used by girls to masturbate." Little did I know.

Sometimes, when you gotta go, you gotta go, right Orlando?

Amazing video of every part of a car, working harmoniously together. Best watched when stoned!

What happens when Bigfoot is the first guy to fall asleep? Why, you put whip cream on his face, that's what!

Karaoke bars are awesome… especially when they're filled with obnoxious Asian women.

What happens when a dorky white guy takes a chickenhead out on a date? Let's watch and see!!

When the stretch Limo Corvette showed up in front of Paul's house, he knew for certain that Prom '88 would best the BEST PROM EVER!!!

What happens when a gas station attendant is only wearing a bikini? Well… sexy things happen.

Looks like Paris's wonky lazy eye gets kicked into overhaul when she's wasted! These are real before-and-after photos of her recent night out at Teddy's.

When you crack open this piñata, little US Army men fall out! Let's inspect it for WMDs!

Beeping out words is funny. It's even funnier when you do it to un-dirty words! What did Bush just say??

The only thing harder than being black in Aspen is being Irish in Kuala Lumpur.

Dan Marino gets mad when he screws up his own lines -- but you should see him when Chris Berman cuts him off!

When the world's cruelest parents get creative, their children pay the price.

Britney, when will you learn that we want pizza on a PLATE, not on your FACE!

Note to self: when catching a ride on back of boyfriend's crotch rocket, don't wear a mini-skirt, and don't EVER wear a g-string!

These Asian gymnasts put even Cirque de Soleil to shame when it comes to child labor and head-leaps.

When trying to impress a hot chick, always overdo it to the point of pissing her off.

The manitee from Cocan O'Brien meets Inside the Actor's Studio's James Lipton. Weeeeiird.

Sometimes when you gotta go, you gotta go… on a fountian, next to some tourists.