Celebrate Halloween by burning down your house.

There are no chemicals in these boobs. 100% free range.

Get ready for the 2008 Beijing Olympics cause they're are going to be the weirdest Olympics to date!

Irish people sound funny when they sing cause they're always drunk.

The earlier models used helium causing it to fly away, now it's just useless.

Definitely awesome, probably causes cancer.

Stick with cheese for your mouse trap, the chemicals in Doritos turns small mice into Chuck E. Cheese.

There's a good chance Hell looks something like this. Go to church!

Tonight on Fox News, "Skateboards causing small explosions, is this alternative sport safe for your child? Coming up next after Mass Effect: Sex Party, Special Report."

The rumors of a NKOTB reunion have caused many to dial their 1-900 numbah to rembah the time when they were wicked awesome.

This man has some sort of genetic trait that mutates HPV, causing huge tree like growths to erupt from his body. Where are Mary and Pippin?

Ya know, cause it's easier that way.

The disturbance this student caused at John Kerry's speech is part of why he was tasered. Calling cops "Bro" and not "Sir" had something to do with it also. They hate that.

How do you know your summer is over, over over? That guy with all the eyeliner covers the "song of the summer" and officially puts the last nail in the coffin.

Britney crashes her Benz cause she's a total "braniac" y'all.

According to sources on the set of her latest music video, Britney Spears was so emotionally distressed that she demanded all the extras leave the stage while she attempted to pole dance. Let us pray that poor pole was heavily disinfected… scratch that - just burn it.

A former Walmart employee bought these Chinese-made flip flops and later got a chemical burn from the plastic strap. Now Walmart's giving her a horrible time about it! WTF!

This is a demo of a new PSP game that is based on the paintings of MC Escher. Watch the video and you can imagine how the game would be successful in causing an aneurism.

This video finally reveals what is to blame for most NASCAR, stock car, etc., racing car crashes.

Jehovah's Witnesses want to save your soul, but only if you don't attack them with water balloons. 'Cause THAT pisses them off.