Since this is a Christian Rock Band, I guess these dudes have God on their side. Where on their side? We have no freaking clue because they really, really suck.

Ever wonder what the creepy snuggle teddy bear does on his day off? Wonder no more!

This girl has more curves than the matterhorn at Disneyland. Her name is Mariana Davalos, I doubt you'll ever forget her.

You'd probably fall asleep while having sex with this two swingers.

This guy should get together with Andy from The Office and start a band. We'd totally illegally download their album.

You thought Juaquin Pheonix was bad, you got to check some of these out!

Check out the 20 greatest gymnastics wipeouts ever! I'm pretty sure some of these athletes didn't survive.

This police dog should be put to sleep he's so bad.

"Excuse me, is that your butt winking at my butt?"

Nope, this is the scariest bass player ever!

Listen if you will to this man completely butchering one of the greatest songs ever recorded by a band with a drummer who has a silly name, Nothing Else Matters by Metallica.

The Awkward Police should just arrest this guy.

So much time, effort and sheer determination went into this video it's a wonder it didn't make the internet explode.

You can't explain this scene because it is unexplainable. And retarded.

We always said the Japanese were talented, if not a little crazy. Here are 10 best Anime TV shows ever.

Run away from characters. Run away from plot. Here's a recut, more accurate take on the 2012 movie that's coming out.

Jerri Blank from Strangers with Candy is the one girl we would never, ever bang. Fun fact! Here are the 10 trashiest quotes from the cult show.

Michael Jackson ain't got nothin' on these Bollywood boys! Greatest Thriller cover ever.

RIP Michael Jackson. The Moonwalk was pretty awesome.

This video is best viewed between the hours of 1AM to 5AM, when you're kinda drunk.