We would have done the same think If we weren't holding a cup of coffee. And if we weren't a pussy.

Show this to your kids so they don't invest all their Piggy Bank money with a psychopath like Bernie Madoff!

Is this really what daytime television looks like now? Should Mom really be watching this while she fixes dinner?

Getting BBWs from Craigslist and showing their homemade fetish movies on national television is out of control. WhatWouldOprahDo?

This interview of Vanessa Hudgens aired yesterday on the Tyra Banks show. The irony of what comes out of the amateur nude model's mouth is amazing.

In an alternate universe there is no world hunger and Lohan and Tyra Banks did not become cracked out whores. Enjoy this clip from when the dream was still alive.

Slowly and calmly, this moron tries to rob a bank in front of the bank's security guard. A slaphappy game of grab ass ensues.

Apparently Tyra Banks thinks that grown women don't know how to urinate in public toilets, so she does a community service and shows up how!

Tyra Banks grabbed Katherine McPhees boobs – and they're real!

This is like a commercial for a Turkish bank or something. All's I know is, the choreographer needs an Oscar!

Tyra goes nuts over blinged-out Vaseline! I wouldn't believe it if I didn't see it myself!

A fake gun + wussy armed guards = easiest bank robbery ever!