Two of the boys from Sparta hit the ghetto=fabulous LG Studios and treated us to an early morning acoustic jam of "Taking Back Control." Pretty amazing to hear it all stripped down.

The Village Green are a rock band originally from Portland, OR. If you like the Rock the way it used to be then they are right up your alley. Check out this guitar and piano version of the track “Life On The Run.”

Clean up around the house, gentlemen, or your lady could end up dead.

Babysitting's never easier when the baby is drunk. …Or the size of a full-grown man.

I don't know what's grosser, that they're cutting her open in front of my eyes, or that she keeps demanding her baby like a junkie demanding heroin. Creepy.

Check out our video interview with The Oohlas where we discuss the local music scene (or lack thereof) in Los Angeles and tell each other jokes that aren’t all that funny.

What's more embarrassing? Having a scraggy beard or popping a boob?

I dunno if this kid is a midget or what, but he's one Indian ass-kicking machine!

In Race Race Revolution it doesn’t matter whether you’re driving a Ferrari or a junky jalopy. What matters is the fast action – fast finger tapping action! Remember to get "The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift" on DVD and HD DVD, September 26!

Shouldn't he be playing with action figures or something?

A political ad that's either retarded -- or pure genius.

Watch Justin Timberlake's new video "Sexy Back" and wonder whether or not he really has a sexy back. We vote no! Ew!

According to Allah, if you like the World Cup you're going to hell. Or you're going to be judged. Whatevs.

Elmo is back with some exciting ways to lose weight. Whether you’re trying to lose ten pounds or a billion pounds, Elmo will show you the way!

Watch Monkey mess up acting gay a hundred or so times in these Ghetto Stiletto outakes.

Some fat people were never meant to fly...or swim.

No, Kate Moss did not snort a boatload of blow before filming this White Stripes music video. Or so we'd like to think.

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A LiquidGeneration E-Card never discriminates!

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A LiquidGeneration E-Card never discriminates!

Not a day goes by when Slippy Jenkins isn't harassed or stalked by hot women. It's just the perils of being an internet celebrity.