This dude isn't so much an idiot as he is a total idiot.

Like a total pro.

Total freakout. Wait to the end, it's totally worth it.

They can report death totals from war and brutal rape homicides with a straight face but zombies are more than a news anchor can handle.

Nothing is funnier that literal versions of 80s videos.

If you're going to dress up as Spider-Man, make sure you're as tough as Spider-Man and not a total douchenozzle.

Next time you're feeling down, pop in this CD and feel like a total loser.

Did you know babies are total idiots and have no idea lemons taste sour?

That Spartan armor isn't looking so tough now is it?

No one should ever be penalized for leaving the ice and completely leveling their opponent. If anything they should rewarded for making hockey watch able.

Britney crashes her Benz cause she's a total "braniac" y'all.

Amazing 3D Transformers breakdancing video! It makes your Uncle Chuck's version of "the robot" look like total crap.

CNN's Nancy Grace makes herself look like a total asshat when she jokes about the Duke Lacrosse Rape Scandal. You must see this.

Watch Kanye West make an argument for why he should win a Grammy Award. This guy is a total douche bag.